I’m Like a Rap Music Video

When I’m glued to my iBook, between writing, scheming, and checking emails every half-second, I’m staring at my web stats, listening to the 40-year-old gay man/heterosexual woman — I’m still not sure — inside my body laugh maniacally at the climbing bar graph that details my dot-com traffic.

Urban to the core, here are a few things people are Googling, only to be led only to KRiSTOPHER DUKES .com
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14.29% smacking hoes
– 14.29% bikini car wash valley college

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