Oh mon dieu! Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week Fall 2006
02.Mar.2006, 01:56 am
As a fashion writer loyal linguist and cynical libertarian rabid registered Republican, I will not forget a few Southerners’ our great nation’s choosing the Freedom Fry over the French. Out of an unnecessary political hook my God-fearing nationalism, I’ve decided to boycot blogging about Paris fall 2006 fashion week.
That, or a fair chunk of Paris fashion week catwalk highlights have been a bit heinous.
And the models look like men.
And if Parisian catwalkers look like men, how am I going to encourage my borderline anorexia for our great America’s National Eating Disorders Week?
Sacre bleu. Have the French people no shame?
Were it not for Balenciaga fall 2006, I’d have no hope for gay Paree.
Too-tall platforms, 60’s shifts, blooming Jackie K jackets do more for international tensions than the UN.
In fact, Balenciaga’s fall 2006 ready-to-wear has so healed my feelings for our French Allies that I feel inspired to forgoe Freedom Fries in favor of binging on foie gras.
And this model is so tres good looking I feel encouraged to be unnaturally thin.
All is right in the world. Merci beaucoup, Balenciaga.
Photo via Style.com
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