Why I Hate LA: I Can’t Sport a Fur Coat

23.Mar.2006, 12:46 pm

The perpetual traffic. The natives’ ooh la love for flip-flops, faux boobs, and orange skin.

The amazing weather gorgeous year-round that traps my mink fur coats, fur capelets, fox fur hats, fur boots, and vintage fur muffs in my closet.

I hate Los Angeles.

Were I in New York City, extremely sleep deprived, shelling out $6 for a soy latte, almost getting hit by an angry cab as I run back to my thousand-dollar-plus shoebox I call home, I could be wearing this Tryst natural rabbit fur jacket.

Maybe I’ll buy it anyway and wear it over a bikini.

And probably get arrested for prostitution.

» Tryst rabbit fur coat available at Bluefly.

» Ralph Lauren bikini available at Bluefly.

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Elements of Style: Finally, Fur!, a la KRiSTOPHER DUKES: Freelance Writer, Fashion Writer, Fashion Journalist says:
24.Mar.2006, 11:20 pm
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tinker says:
26.Mar.2006, 03:49 pm
I am all about the fur! I would hate not to be able to wear my fur in the winter!
FurDIva says:
16.Apr.2008, 11:49 am
There’s only one answer, you know.
That means that it is time to move to NY. Then you can get a whole bunch of used fur coats
and love it.

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