A Moment of Uncaffeinated Silence

16.Aug.2006, 06:16 pm

KRiSTOPHER DUKES

My espresso machine has just passed on.

And while it may be replaced with a sexy stainless steel model from Italy, the caffeine-laced hours of inspiration it provided can never be. Truly, without my espresso machine my empire of fashion writing and neon pink K’s would not be here today. Were it not for my espresso machine, I may have been forced to eat well-balanced meals instead of live on soy lattes, I may not have been able to create a frantic work schedule that forced me to learn how to jog in five-inch heels, I -

Need to go to Starbucks.



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  1. Travis says:

    That’s so so so sad.

  2. Agathe says:

    Too bad you’re so far away. I have an extra espresso machine sitting here that I don’t know what to do with.

  3. Frapp says:

    Try the cream caramel frappuccinos! Their amazing (and they don’t have any caffeine in!) That’s a good thing for me, you don’t want to see me on too much caffeine. It’s crazy.

  4. Leisa says:

    I’ll NEVER forget my first espresso machine.

  5. Charlemagne says:

    K-
    Maybe your machine passing on is a sign for you to be normal and eat balanced meals. A piece of meat won’t hurt a darn bone in your body. Don’t deprive yourself, life is wonderful!

  6. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Ooh la love.. Thank you all for your concern and sympathies. You may rest easy, now.

    I bought a new espresso machine, and we love each other very much.

  7. Haute Girl says:

    this post is too cute for words!

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