Vertu Phone, Ascent
Though your tempted to compare your fav arm candy, your Jim, with your fav arm candy, your Jimmy Choo, your boy is more like “Ascent” Vertu phone.
Classic like Cary Grant, he’d dig Vertu Ascent’s hand-stitched leather.
With his iTunes breezing between Jay-Z and Mozart, he’s all sophisticated ears for Vertu Ascent’s advanced Yamaha polyphonic hardware.
And like Vertu Ascent’s modem support and PC synchronization, your boy’s in sync with your digital daze and days –
Though your K’s not sure the phone would also remind you next time you step out in your leopard Loubies and Dolce & Gabbana slip that, besides brunch with your BFF, you’ve a later meeting with your boss lady.
» Ascent Vertu phone $4,900 via Barneys
