Lizzie Scheck Apple Necklace

17.May.2007, 11:11 am

forever 21 apple necklace
Now that your iPod’s less an It accessory and more pure necessity, while Windows witches and other Apple aethiests hug their own ‘Pods tight to their heathen hearts.

Now that MacBooks are high-design heretics, their sleeky-chic casing concealing their Intel-stamped, Satanic souls.

Because you’d later lament that “Think different” tatt, even if you skipped the Old English script as I suggested.

Preach your pure love for mighty Allah Steve Jobs with Lizzie Scheck’s apple necklace.

Costing a pretty few hundred, this pendant will ward off lustful thinkings of ThinkPads, this Lizzie Scheck apple necklace is a fine tithe–

Until you can sacrifice your first-born son to the Valley o’ Silicon in exchange for an iPhone.

» Lizzie Scheck apple necklace $365 via Barney’s



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  1. BENO Dovrazi says:

    where can i buy it??

  2. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Click, click

  3. Joanne says:

    Is it just me, or did you also put up a Forever 21 version of this a while back? I could have sworn it was there, and then the next time I surfed on in I saw this necklace…

  4. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    You caught me, pretty lady. It was an F21 necklace, then after too many soy lattes and replaying B’s “Upgrade U,” I swapped it out for this Barney’s bauble.

  5. Joanne says:

    Aww, the other one was so much nicer to my modest income (if you can even call it “income”). Perhaps a side-by-side comparison, then? The Barneys bauble, for the big-bucks boss ladies, and the Forever 21 piece, friendlier for fledgling fashionistas’ wallets?

  6. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    forever 21 necklace

    I like you, so here it is again, lovely. Still the price of a soy latte, $4.80. What’s your verdict?

  7. Joanne says:

    Very nice. The wallet and I thank you greatly. Although I hope to upgrade to tonier trappings in the future, Forever 21 will keep me nicely till I get there.

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