“I’m Not A Smug Twat” Bag

smugbagprosmall Im Not A Smug Twat Bag

I’m not really green.

I’m not buying the sold-out, sell-out “I’m not a plastic bag” bag by Anya Hindmarch.

I’m not giving up my red snaky clutch for a cheap talking tote, but if I did, it’d be for the “I’m NOT a smug twat” bag, not its uptight mum.

And I’m not sure toting such a cheeky-chic bag that’s less ladies’ arm candy wouldn’t leave a smirk on your K’s pretty face.

» “I’m Not a Smug Twat” bag $40 via EKM Power Shop.com

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16 Smart Remarks for ““I’m Not A Smug Twat” Bag”

  1. StilettoJungle says:

    I love it. Seriously.

  2. showtime says:

    haha twat.

  3. reformed smug twat says:

    i, admittedly, loved the idea of the “i’m not a plastic bag” tote, i was actually really excited about it. i bought 2, sold one on ebay for $120 (because i’m also a dirty opportunist), and was carrying my own around like a smug twat, and then the f-ing handle broke…come to find out the rope handle is TAPED together…the tape is concealed by the tighty wound thread. for a bag designed to carry groceries, it didn’t hold up too well…it didn’t even last 7 days!!!!! basicly, the bag is a piece of shit that was made in china, don’t buy it. definitely don’t buy it for more than $15!!!!

  4. JimsWife says:

    Cotton totes are great for groceries. Visit any FOOD COOP or Whole Foods stores and buy a great eco-friendly tote for a few bucks! That’s the best way to ge the point across. Too bad about the Hindmarch bag…. We had a run on the Marc Jacobs cotton totes and they sold like crazy. Bags with a message are fun. Bags that fall apart aren’t!

  5. A. Nony Mouse says:

    For the do-it-yourselfers among us, plain canvas totes are available in most craft stores. The larger stores should have a choice of shapes, too. My groceries are safe, and my bags are nice.

  6. Jenna says:

    This is hilariously perfect!!!!

  7. jm says:

    come to the islands where no one has a CLUE about any recycling whatsoever. it’s a challenge. as much as i am a fan of the message, maybe one of these designers could donate their time & profits to spreading the word in less fortunate areas in the way of donating their cloth bags (that don’t break!) with excellent messages to these more impoverished communities!
    thanks, kristopher!

  8. Tammy says:

    Funny how all these bags now have to literally making a statement!

  9. donkeydonga says:

    Just like the person above I also sold these bags on ebay and one went for £75 ($150) the other for £40 ($80) mine didnt break though and I dont think they were just taped together. Strange thing is the people who bought them must have lunking them around in their Chelsea Tractors ever since, thinking they are soooooo colio, but in actual fact I thought the whole thing was a laugh, Just imagine it I made I made a £115 out of those muggs. Ha ha ha.
    Anyone want a buy a couple of “I’m not a smug twat bags”? starting price £15
    come on everyones buying them I heard that Viccy Beckham has one and Tom Cruise but his was a mistake, I think he thought “twat” meant “actor that cant act”

  10. Women's Handbags says:

    Funny how all these bags now have to literally making a statement!

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