Christian Louboutin shoes $570, Net-a-Porter
With a stab-me stiletto hard and longer than four-inches, in a boss gloss of patent leather tiger print, less a fuck-me shoe, these Christian Louboutin shoes are much more a fuck-you shoe.
As in, “Fuck you? No, thank you, I can pay for dinner myself.”
As in, “Fuck you? No, thank you, I have a right hand.”
As in, “Fuck you for thinking it rude of me to say ‘Fuck you.’ ”
Finished with a classic, mad red sole–
Aren’t these Christian Louboutin shoes cute?