You’re hobbling down the Soho’s cobbles, you’re getting grated by subway grates girling about uptown, you’re–
Going to snap and stab someone with the Christian Louboutin heels you just snapped.
In an age
of inflation of quality luxury goods, designer shoes can cost more than the rent on the shoe box that houses them, more than what your broker wants to splurge on overseas stock, more than what you invest in sugar-free, carb-free, calorie-free, iced soy lattes at Starbucks every month.
So to keep yourself from breaking your cherry soles and seeing red, check Smart Heel heel protectors.
A quick, clear, clever cover for stilettos, Smart Heel heel protectors slide on to keep your boss heels safe, and slide off fast when you reach your destination.
Just like your trashy lingerie.
» Smart Heel heel protectors $9.95 via SmartHeel.com
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* Contest ends September 4, 2007, 12:00 a.m. PST. Two randomly drawn winners will be announced September 4, 2007.