Oscar de la Renta Bag in Metallic Python

29.Aug.2007, 11:15 am

Late luxe hotelier and billionaire Leona Helmsley willed $12 million to her Maltese dog dubbed Trouble, and left her grandkids cold and broke.

And since I love animals more than PETA, maybe more than I love a well articulated “Fuck you” from the grave, I want to gently lay this snaky Oscar de la Renta bag on Ms. Helmsley’s mausoleum.

All platinum python piped with gold hardware and 24K leather, with a slight slouch echoing the shape of ’80s Me Me Me bags, it’s the perfect tribute to Ms. Helmsley.

I just pray the python-skin came from an endangered snake.

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KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:
29.Aug.2007, 11:20 am
I just took off my crotchless panties in a moment of silence for Madam Helmsley. She’s my new Mother Theresa.
Jax says:
29.Aug.2007, 11:22 am
A $12 million fuck you is the best fuck yous of them all…. long live the queen of bitchery!
amy says:
29.Aug.2007, 01:02 pm
keep up the road kill promotion and you’ll die a bigger snake than she was. oh and do let us know when the bag becomes available in chinchilla! xx
Dianne says:
18.Nov.2007, 06:30 am
I don’t know….snakeskin anything should stay on the snake.

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