I’ve only lived in America all twenty-some years of my life, and from what I understand Labor Day should be celebrated not laboring. But so long as Starbucks is serving iced soy green tea lattes, I’m grinding hard, prowling the web for the most boss Christian Louboutins for you lovelies, I’m positively sweating for shoes that spell S-E-X.
Like this Christian Louboutin boot.
With a long and hard heel stuck into an ambitious arch, with peek-a-boo strips of leather and fishnet melting into a passion-red sole, this Christian Louboutin boot is the perfect shoe for a Labor Day that celebrates the pleasure and profit of being a woman working for herself.
So slip on these Christian Louboutin boots, and work your tight little ass off.
Lying on your back.
…With your laptop balanced on your stomach as you innocently tickle your typepad and write the opposite-of-wet business plans.
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