Labor Day with My Family. And Your Mom

Juicy Couture charm coffee Labor Day with My Family. And Your MomI’m typing to you from West Hollywood, Starbucksing, getting in touch with the inner gay man most people assume I am until they meet me.

Though, even then, my big bob, pounds of black eye shadow, and hooker heels mean maybe minutes to digest that Kristopher Dukes is a duchess, not a queen.

So I’m spending Labor Day not barbecuing un-haute dogs and swimming to drown boring conversations, but splashing in a free sea of gorgeous guys grooming-obsessed, beautiful beings who never sex to breed, I’m in a room packed with people who like it up the ass.

I feel so at home.

» Juicy Couture charm “Coffee, Tea, or Juicy” $38 via Nordstrom



13 Smart Remarks for “Labor Day with My Family. And Your Mom”

  1. amy says:

    Best blog ever!!! Bravo! Bravo!

    and ps. here is how i spent my “Labor” day… http://amyvcooper.com/blog/index.php?title=a_louboutin_paints_a_thousand_words&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

  2. karina says:

    I’m stoked to find an Aussie website that sells Juicy Couture charms! Prehaps I’ll start my own charm bracelet to mark the beginning of Spring here!

  3. MIMI says:

    haha i wish my labor day was half as unmentionable. xoxo MIMI

  4. jefe says:

    funny you should mention… i just stumbled across your blog today and after reading the whole front page i was SURE you were a gay man. it took a lot of research to convince me you were female.

  5. ben says:

    you’re a dirty little thing…i love it.

  6. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    I am a dirty little thing, and that’s truly me sprawled on the navigation.

    Only I did shave off about 2.5 lbs via Photoshop.

    I want to look anorexic — eating disorders are getting such bad press these days with all these chicks talking about wanting “curves.”

  7. Jillian says:

    Cute charm. I never thought you were a man, even for a second.

  8. Miss shoo says:

    It seriously took me a minute to figure out I was suppose to type the word hehe, silly moi.

    Ms. Kristopher Dukes, love the lady and her blog – still the fiercest of them all.

    I love the Juicy charm, maybe a good addition to my LV ones. If I could only find purple turtles, I’d be happier than a hooker clacking her way into New York Fashion Week.

    I need to come to L.A., nyc attracts way too many hipsters.

    Beijinhos e amor beautiful.

  9. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Miss Shoo–

    Not quite Monsieur Louis lovely, but check these turtle charms.

    Do you love me as much as I love you, boss lady?

    XXXO,
    K

  10. Miss Shoo says:

    Miss K, you’re absolutely the best!

    I need more of you in life, and yes I truly do love you as much as you love me – but more heh-heh.

    Beijos.

  11. pachia says:

    woowwww that really nice i like that ALOTT :)

  12. david Lee says:

    very good! click my website you can see so fashion juicy couture charms

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