Labor Day with My Family. And Your Mom

03.Sep.2007, 03:26 pm

Juicy Couture CharmI’m typing to you from West Hollywood, Starbucksing, getting in touch with the inner gay man most people assume I am until they meet me.

Though, even then, my big bob, pounds of black eye shadow, and hooker heels mean maybe minutes to digest that Kristopher Dukes is a duchess, not a queen.

So I’m spending Labor Day not barbecuing un-haute dogs and swimming to drown boring conversations, but splashing in a free sea of gorgeous guys grooming-obsessed, beautiful beings who never sex to breed, I’m in a room packed with people who like it up the ass.

I feel so at home.

» Juicy Couture charm “Coffee, Tea, or Juicy” $38 via Nordstrom



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  1. amy says:

    Best blog ever!!! Bravo! Bravo!

    and ps. here is how i spent my “Labor” day… http://amyvcooper.com/blog/index.php?title=a_louboutin_paints_a_thousand_words&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

  2. karina says:

    I’m stoked to find an Aussie website that sells Juicy Couture charms! Prehaps I’ll start my own charm bracelet to mark the beginning of Spring here!

  3. MIMI says:

    haha i wish my labor day was half as unmentionable. xoxo MIMI

  4. jefe says:

    funny you should mention… i just stumbled across your blog today and after reading the whole front page i was SURE you were a gay man. it took a lot of research to convince me you were female.

  5. ben says:

    you’re a dirty little thing…i love it.

  6. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    I am a dirty little thing, and that’s truly me sprawled on the navigation.

    Only I did shave off about 2.5 lbs via Photoshop.

    I want to look anorexic — eating disorders are getting such bad press these days with all these chicks talking about wanting “curves.”

  7. Jillian says:

    Cute charm. I never thought you were a man, even for a second.

  8. Miss shoo says:

    It seriously took me a minute to figure out I was suppose to type the word hehe, silly moi.

    Ms. Kristopher Dukes, love the lady and her blog – still the fiercest of them all.

    I love the Juicy charm, maybe a good addition to my LV ones. If I could only find purple turtles, I’d be happier than a hooker clacking her way into New York Fashion Week.

    I need to come to L.A., nyc attracts way too many hipsters.

    Beijinhos e amor beautiful.

  9. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Miss Shoo–

    Not quite Monsieur Louis lovely, but check these turtle charms.

    Do you love me as much as I love you, boss lady?

    XXXO,
    K

  10. Miss Shoo says:

    Miss K, you’re absolutely the best!

    I need more of you in life, and yes I truly do love you as much as you love me – but more heh-heh.

    Beijos.

  11. pachia says:

    woowwww that really nice i like that ALOTT :)

  12. david Lee says:

    very good! click my website you can see so fashion juicy couture charms

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