Labor Day with My Family. And Your Mom

03.Sep.2007, 03:26 pm

I’m typing to you from West Hollywood, Starbucksing, getting in touch with the inner gay man most people assume I am until they meet me.

Though, even then, my big bob, pounds of black eye shadow, and hooker heels mean maybe minutes to digest that Kristopher Dukes is a duchess, not a queen.

So I’m spending Labor Day not barbecuing un-haute dogs and swimming to drown boring conversations, but splashing in a free sea of gorgeous guys grooming-obsessed, beautiful beings who never sex to breed, I’m in a room packed with people who like it up the ass.

I feel so at home.

� Juicy Couture charm “Coffee, Tea, or Juicy” $38 via Nordstrom

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1. amy says:
   03.Sep.2007, 03:31 pm

   Best blog ever!!! Bravo! Bravo!

   and ps. here is how i spent my “Labor” day… http://amyvcooper.com/blog/index.php?title=a_louboutin_paints_a_thousand_words&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

2. karina says:
   03.Sep.2007, 03:40 pm

   I’m stoked to find an Aussie website that sells Juicy Couture charms! Prehaps I’ll start my own charm bracelet to mark the beginning of Spring here!

3. MIMI says:
   03.Sep.2007, 04:18 pm

   haha i wish my labor day was half as unmentionable. xoxo MIMI

4. jefe says:
   03.Sep.2007, 07:31 pm

   funny you should mention… i just stumbled across your blog today and after reading the whole front page i was SURE you were a gay man. it took a lot of research to convince me you were female.

5. ben says:
   03.Sep.2007, 10:17 pm

   you’re a dirty little thing…i love it.

6. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:
   03.Sep.2007, 11:53 pm

   I am a dirty little thing, and that’s truly me sprawled on the navigation.

   Only I did shave off about 2.5 lbs via Photoshop.

   I want to look anorexic — eating disorders are getting such bad press these days with all these chicks talking about wanting “curves.”

7. Jillian says:
   04.Sep.2007, 09:51 am

   Cute charm. I never thought you were a man, even for a second.

8. Miss shoo says:
   04.Sep.2007, 08:01 pm

   It seriously took me a minute to figure out I was suppose to type the word hehe, silly moi.

   Ms. Kristopher Dukes, love the lady and her blog – still the fiercest of them all.

   I love the Juicy charm, maybe a good addition to my LV ones. If I could only find purple turtles, I’d be happier than a hooker clacking her way into New York Fashion Week.

   I need to come to L.A., nyc attracts way too many hipsters.

   Beijinhos e amor beautiful.

9. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:
   04.Sep.2007, 08:08 pm

   Miss Shoo–

   Not quite Monsieur Louis lovely, but check these turtle charms.

   Do you love me as much as I love you, boss lady?

   XXXO,
   K

10. Miss Shoo says:
    05.Sep.2007, 07:28 pm

    Miss K, you’re absolutely the best!

    I need more of you in life, and yes I truly do love you as much as you love me – but more heh-heh.

    Beijos.

11. pachia says:
    07.May.2009, 09:44 am

    woowwww that really nice i like that ALOTT

12. david Lee says:
    04.Aug.2009, 01:31 am

    very good! click my website you can see so fashion juicy couture charms

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