Jimmyjane Vibrator, “Little Something”
Jimmyjane vibrator $240, JimmyJane.com
Living in Los Angeles, on the short (out)skirts of civilization, I’ve come hard to a super spiritual revelation (it cost only $0.40 extra with my fair-trade, organic, sugar-free hazelnut soy latte at Urth Caffe in West Hollywood):
Value understands its worth, most priceless stuff has a heavy price, so it follows as naturally as the birds and the bees—
You can only get sex with substance by paying for it.
Get to know—in the Biblical sense, lewd wink—Jimmyjane’s Little Something vibrator, a sliver of silver etched with birds and bees, inspired by carpe diem-era illustrations, cored with the soul of an everlasting motor.
I think I’m entering my longest relationship yet.
12.Sep.2007, 10:38 am
Fuck to the yeah! Asking my Boy to get me this for my birthday right now…
12.Sep.2007, 12:05 pm
what did i say about musing on well-designed vibrators!! i so knew it.
12.Sep.2007, 01:00 pm
You caught me neon-pink handed.
XXXO
13.Sep.2007, 03:45 pm
(giggle & blush) Krissy you’re so silly you naughty lil’ biscuit. U delish little tart, tee hee tee hee
-Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com
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