Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Ask Your K: How to Get Your Smallest Waist

18.Sep.2007, 10:48 am

Agent Provocateur CincherI’ve been looking for a corset. Not to wear in those crazy urges to wear trashy lingerie around the house but to actually wear daily, like under real clothes (read as: so it doesn’t show) and that it really tightens up, a la Dita von Teese (okay, no choking on your soy latte, please). Get my drift? Any ideas on where to get it? I’m in NYC. I’d rather try it out first, even though I’m a size 4, I’ve grown addicted to having the tiniest waist. Thanx, Kristopher!
Luv ya!
Emma

And I luvz you, even though you imply there’s something strange about wearing trashy lingerie around the house. I’ll consider putting on some real clothes to work in, but before I do, let’s find you your tiniest hourglass (which is a much more worthy way to waste our time than on charities).

Agent Provocateur makes a chic cincher that’s second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work–lewd wink–and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown–

For church on Sunday.

You’ve got to persuade Jesus to forgive your sins somehow, and dude did hang with hookers.

XXXO,
K

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  1. emma says:

    This is what im talking about. .. and AP is actually just on mercer and prince.. thanxxxx see, me thinks the tinier the waist the bigger the hips look… pair that with them high heel booties and watch them boys faint.. whos the weaker sex now?

  2. Lauren says:

    http://www.meschantes.com

    Here’s some folks that take corsetry to another level. Custom corsets made to your specifications, with a variety of fabrics to choose from. Some are obviously “for show” but others are made for everyday wear. The corsets are incredibly well made and their site is worth checking out.

  3. workinggirl says:

    @ emma: Amen!

  4. emma says:

    @lauren: I checked that website out and its out of this world! niceeee

  5. AALIYAH says:

    Hi!
    I was also looking for an authentic corset to shrink my waist in, so I ordered one from axfords. And they are top quality with real steel in like they used from the beginning.
    Check it out!
    /Aaliyah

  6. AALIYAH says:

    Full website: http://www.axfords.co.uk

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