时装作家的Dukes kristopher

Too Much of a Bad Thing太多的坏事;

26.Sep.2007, 09:29 pm 26.sep.2007 ,下午9时29分

French Lessons Panties “So how much do you want me to lick you when you’re back in town?” My fingers tickle my keyboard, and I giggle as I press SEND . "这么多大,你要我舔你的时候,你能回来,在镇吗? "我的手指搔痒我的键盘上,我嘲笑我按下发送

“Almost as much as I want you to fix the dent you made in my truck,” flashes in reply on my MacBook’s screen, a message much too instant from my boy, The Boy. "几乎一样,我想你们定凹痕你在我的卡车, "闪光在回答关于我的MacBook的屏幕上,一条消息太大,瞬间从我的男童,该男童。

“Triple exciting,” I pound back, so hard the strap on my black sheer cami slips off, floating over lacy boy-cut panties. "三重兴奋, "我磅后,所以很难在皮带上我的黑纯属部长会议缆小康,浮动超过威廉莱西斯男童切内裤。

My home office dress code is business casual.我的家庭办公室着装是商务休闲。

“You’ve become desensitized,” I type. "你已经变得不敏感, "我型。 Then I make thumbprints over my iPhone and call The Boy, to share a matter of fact: “I’m always selling my sex to you, and now you’re numb to it.”那么,我作指模超过我的iPhone ,并呼吁该名男童,分享大家的问题,事实上说: "我一直在卖我的性别给你,现在你麻木,以它" 。

The Boy laughs.男孩笑着说。 “What do you think happens, fucker, when you’ve got this beautiful 20-something-year-old with her hands down your pants all the time?” "您怎么看的情况, fucker ,如果你注册了这个美丽的20岁岁的老人与她的手了你的裤子的所有时间" ?

“That’s it,” I say, my mind softly whirring, purring, solving a business problem. "这就是它" ,我说,我的心轻轻whirring , purring ,解决企业的问题。 “It’s like you’ve worked at Playboy and constantly saw naked chicks. "这就像你在工作花花公子不断看到赤裸裸的鸡苗。 A Brazilian wax and crotch-less panties mean nothing to you now.巴西蜡和裆式内裤,是毫无意义的,以你现在的。 So you’re getting sent to a monastery.所以你就越来越送到一个修道院。 If you want sex, you’ll just have to touch little boys named Christopher, with a ‘C,’ and forget the girl named Kristopher, with a ‘K.’”如果你想性,你将不得不触及小男孩叫克里斯托弗与的' C '忘记女孩名叫kristopher ,与' k. ' "

The Boy laughs, he must not–男孩笑着说,他一定不能-

“Believe me, I’m going PG on your ass,” I say. "相信我,我会编号对你的驴" ,我说。 “I’m scrapping the flapper frocks and hooker heels and showing up in a dirty robe and rollers, and I’m wearing a one-piece in your jacuzzi, I’m–” "我杀flapper frocks和妓女接踵而至,并显示在一个肮脏的长袍和罗拉,我敢穿着一两件你的水力按摩池, i'm - "

“Gottatakethiscallcallyoubackbaby.” " gottatakethiscallcallyoubackbaby " 。

“Bye.” "再见" 。

I hang up, mind made up: I’ll only upgrade from “desiring” to “desired” if I switch quick from playing expensive hooker to overpriced housewife, if I forgo knowing sex as a luxe pleasure and play that the deed’sa chore. i坑了,心发了言:我将只升级,从"渴望"到"理想" ,如果我转快,从玩昂贵的妓女,以过高的家庭主妇,如果我放弃明知性作为一个豪华游乐场和发挥该deed'sa苦事。 The Boy’s been drowning in the scent of Chanel No. 5 and thinks that’s what air smells like; he’s forgotten that more than half of New York City, the most boss of the US, stinks of piss.男童的被淹死在一片夏奈尔5号,并认为这是什么气味的空气一样,他的被遗忘,一半以上的纽约市,大部分的老板美国,发出异味的独立私校。

I ponder posing on the patio of The Boy’s home in a trench coat that’s covering clothing instead of trashy lingerie, my hair less than carefully disheveled.我不禁苦思自问乔装对天井的男童的家在一个战壕大衣说的,包括服装,而非trashy内衣,我的头发少于仔细万家墨面。 I think about watching him under my eyes over dinner and wondering when he’ll reach first for me, and–我想约他看我的眼睛晚餐,不知道何时能达到第一对我来说,和-

I’m more than a little turned on.我多一点打开。

Fuck it.他妈的。

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  1. emma says: 爱玛说:

    too cute for words!!太可爱的话来!

  2. Sarah says: 莎拉说:

    LOL, sounds like a good Penthouse letter. lol ,听起来像一个好的复式信。

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