Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Porsche Sunglasses, Carrera Style

28.Sep.2007, 10:35 am

Porsche Sunglasses

Most people’s “when I make it” includes a car they’ll accessorize with leather interiors that clean nice after pricey blow jobs, but I’d rather own Porsche sunglasses–Carrera-style–and a driver, than a Carrera.

Till Alfred’s chauffeuring me to strip clubs, I’ll be in fifth gear in five-inch heels and these Porsche sunglasses, sipping a hellish hot soy latte, double-checking appointments on a smart phone smarter than I, I–

Figure I can blame an accident on being a ¼ Asian Cracker Jap.

» Porsche “Carrera” sunglasses, $375, Refinery29Shops.com



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6 Smart Remarks for “Porsche Sunglasses, Carrera Style”

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  1. ben says:

    I HAD THESE GLASSES IN 4th GRADE. I shit you not. They are the same Porsche Design that fold up. Mine were smoke grey and black. I used to wear them with my Michael Jackson Thiller sparkling glove pendant necklace and my rip-stop nylon parachute pants. Needeless to say. I was the shit.

  2. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    So you’re telling me these Porsche sunglasses should cost half a trip at Starbucks?

  3. ben says:

    I bought this shit for less than 5 bucks at a local Texaco Gas Station in Lancaster, Ohio! I was in fucking 4th grade, I couldn’t spend $400 on sunglasses. I bought all my fly accessories at the gas station.

  4. carmel dolcine says:

    Seriously, these glasses are bringing back memories from the late 80’s and early 90’s–you could find replicas of these $400 joints selling like hotcakes for $5 from street vendors in New York and Miami. I never got them as a child, I was too young, but older kids who were into the classic era of hip hop music - 1986 to 1995 - considered these absolutely necessary for DJing and such. I think Grandmaster Flash still wears these when he DJ’s at events in NYC’s Webster Hall and Roseland.

  5. Z'maji says:

    Mmmmmmmmmm, these glasses make me feel all scrumptious and what not. I’m so clumsy with shade tho, they’d be broken in no time flat…….therefore I shan’t be getting them………….okay yes I will, I ‘m such a tease.

    -Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

  6. Franny says:

    Gorgeous!! Love this…

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