The Price of Free价格自由
28.Sep.2007, 03:44 pm 28 。 sep.2007 ，下午3时44分
I often joke I dress like an expensive hooker: the airbrushed black eye shadow, the four-inch (at least) heels, a triple-tiered, peacock-print silk dress I slip on as other girls wear their fav T.我常开玩笑i打扮像一个昂贵的hooker ： airbrushed黑眼睛的阴影中， 4英寸（至少）接踵而至，三重层次，孔雀-打印丝绸服饰i滑移对其他女孩穿他们的范汤匙
But it’s just jest–不过，这只是开玩笑-
At least the “expensive” part.至少， "昂贵"的一部分。
“Wooh, girl! " wooh ，女孩！ Let me get yo autograph, in those movie star glasses!”让我得到顿亲笔签名，在那些影视明星眼镜" ！
I smile and nod at the teenage boys caged in their rusting coupe; I’m a foreign emissary who barely understands the savage tongue the natives wag. i微笑和点头，在十几岁的男孩笼在其锈蚀跑车;我是外国使者，他们勉强理解野蛮舌当地人水气交替。 I cross street corner to corner, head high, and walk into Jiffy Lube. i交加街的一个角落，以一个角落，头高，而步行进入jiffy lube国际。
“I need an invoice number for this coupon you guys gave me months ago when I had my oil changed,” I tell the cashier. "我需要一张发票号码订餐你们这些家伙给我个月前，当我有我的石油改变了， "我告诉出纳员。 “The car wash across the street said I’d have to pay them with my first born otherwise.” "汽车洗街对面说，我不得不支付他们与我的第一个出生的，否则" 。
“Name?” "姓名" ？
“Dukes, like Daisy Dukes.” He swivels the computer screen so I can see my name glowing green between rows of others. "的dukes ，像雏菊的dukes " ，他可以自由翻转，翻转的电脑屏幕上，所以我可以看到我的名字焕发出绿色之间陈列馆等。 “Kristopher Dukes, that’s me. " kristopher的dukes ，那就是我。 The dude name.” He scribbles a number onto my coupon.该谷点名" ，他scribbles了一些我的礼券。 “Thank you so much,” I say. "谢谢你这么多， "我说。
“You’re welcome so much.” "你欢迎这么多" 。
“You just saved me twenty bucks,” I smile. "刚才你救了我二十蚊， "我的微笑。 “I can go Starbucksing now and buy half a soy latte.” "我可以去starbucksing现在买半年酱油后者" 。
He laughs, he blinks, and I’m on my way, street walking, watching my car roll out of the washer across a small river of cars.他笑着说，他闪烁，我敢对我的路，步行街，看着我的汽车推出的洗衣机过小河流的车。
“Baby!” A man leers, leaning out his passenger-side window, making the kissy noise I preface my ass slaps for The Boy with. "宝贝！ "一名男子leers ，倾出他的乘客侧的窗口，使基西噪声i前言我的群丛slaps为男孩。
I walk past more whistles and tiny horn taps, I wonder when the last time southwest Los Angeles saw more than an girly ankle, and I finally make it to the cashier of the car wash.我走过去更多的口哨和小喇叭的水龙头，我不知道，当最后一次西南洛杉矶看到了一个多girly脚踝，我终于使其向收银员的汽车清洗。
“Here’s your coupon.” I hand it over, FREE stamped bright red-light district ink. "这里是你们的礼券， "我的手，它结束了，免费盖章光明红灯区油墨。 “It cost me a lot of harassment, getting you this.” "这费用我很多的骚扰，要促使你这一点" 。
“Oh yeah?” The cashier smiles, his lips winking. "噢，耶" ？出纳的笑容，他的嘴唇，纵容。 “Well, a girl like you…” "嗯，一个女孩喜欢你… "
“Here’s a twenty.” I take back the soiled coupon, smoothing it out so the paper looks more virgin. "这里第二十六， "今天我回粪礼券，平滑出来，使文件看起来更美属维尔京。 “Where’s my car?” "那里是我的车" ？
Free is just too motherf**king expensive.免费只是太motherf **国王昂贵。
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