NJOY Life with NJOY Pure Wand

01.Oct.2007, 01:07 pm

NJOY Pure Wand Dildo

Cruising La Cienega Blvd. in La La Land, I’ve passed a billboard preaching, “Life’s short. Have an affair.” I meant to visit the dot-com pimped on its bottom, but since I wasn’t selling myself on the site, I forgot it along with the boulevard’s speed limit.

Then CNN.com picked on the billboard, which is marketing by AshleyMadison.com, a dating dot-com for people prowling for XXXtra-marital affairs.

And while I dig the site’s carpe diem spirit, its guilt-free sex, its implied commandment that thou shalt love yourself first, these reasons exactly are why I’ve never understood cheating: why short change yourself sexing someone you hardly respect, why be contracted to someone dumb enough to ignore your cheating, why–

Marry in the first place? The tax deductions aren’t that great.

Precisely because life is as short as that skirt you’re wearing–

The only affair you should be having is with this NJOY Pure Wand dildo.

XXXO,
K

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