Steve Shein “Fuck” Necklace
I skimmed this Oprah.com article about how to live twice as large, and I had an epiphany:
Oprah is twice the motherfucker I thought.
And I love her twice as much.
Thank you, Oprah. Not only do I know about charities I’ll never contribute to, and how to get Vicky Beckham’s $2,000 shoes that look like they cost $20 for $200, but now I realize life is double as short as you think, so your skirt ought to be twice as short.
And your heels twice as high as you think you can handle.
And your “Fuck you”s to catty kitties who hate on your attitude twice as hard.
Like your next dude’s dick.
» Steve Shein “Fuck” necklace $68, Testimo Boutique.com
10.Oct.2007, 02:08 pm
I clicked on the Oprah link here to open the article in a new tab and did a double-take because I thought I’d somehow copied a tab I already have opened. That article rocks and I’ve had it open in a Firefox tab for days as a reminder to print the call outs (Double Everything, etc) to put on my bulletin board at work.
11.Oct.2007, 10:44 am
A great item to splurge on is an awesome piece of jewelry. Something you can wear with ANYTHING.
10.Nov.2007, 09:40 am
haha that’s fun