Alberta Ferretti shoes $745, Net-a-Porter.com
“Fuck you” shoes are heels with an ambitious arch, a solid sole, “fuck you” shoes are a decidedly bold shoe you’ve earned that stands tall alone, figuratively — they’re confident like you — and literally — they style boss with just trashy lingerie.
“Fuck you” shoes mean you’re on top, whether you’re single or partnered.
And “fuck me” shoes?
“Fuck me” shoes are overpriced designer duds inviting you to get fucked by any dude you think might be able to pay off the credit you used to buy the heels.
Can I get a “fuck yeah”?