I’m so smart my ass has a higher IQ than the last dude I sexed, so I celebrated my brain prancing ’round my home office in a “smart ass“-stamped thong.
A panties slogan so more seductive than an obvious “EAT ME,” the thong made me slap my own ass, and now I’m suing KRiSTOPHER DUKES, LLC for sexual harassment.
Even though I secretly liked it.
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