Adult Toys Adult Toys

16.Oct.2007, 02:23 pm 16.Oct.2007, 02:23

Pebble Mari Ruth Oda The Boy and I catwalk down a super market aisle, looking at food, the opposite scene of me sitting at the LA fashion show I've ditched, where I'd be watching underfed sticks runway–instead of eying models, we're modeling suburban bliss. Gutten og jeg catwalk ned et super marked midtgangen, ser på mat, motsatt scene av meg sitter på LA Fashion Show har jeg ditched, hvor jeg skulle se underernært køller rullebane-i stedet for eying modeller vi modellering suburban lykke.

Only we act like children instead of have them, The Boy's almost old enough to be my father, and I've my hand down the back of his pants. Bare vi handler som barn i stedet for å ha dem, gutten er nesten gamle nok til å være min far, og jeg har hånden min nedover ryggen hans bukser.

“Am I anything but a sex object to you?” he asks, his voice perfect pitched so that a shopping mother looks over. "Er jeg noe annet enn en sex-objekt for deg?" Spør han, stemmen hans perfekte pitched slik at et kjøpesenter moren ser over.

“Of course you aren't,” I say. "Selvfølgelig er du ikke, sier jeg. “As soon as your body goes, so do I. Forget your brain and accomplishments–you're nothing but a piece of lean meat to me.” "Så snart kroppen din går, så gjør I. Glem hjernen din og prestasjoner-you're ingenting annet enn et stykke magert kjøtt til meg."

“That's rather sexy.” "Det er ganske sexy."

“You're sexy,” I coo, squeezing his ass as he grabs a can of cookie dough. «Du er sexy," Jeg COO, klemmer hans esel som han snapper en boks med cookie dough.


We check out, The Boy snatching a giant pumpkin as we exit. Vi sjekker ut, gutten snatching et gigantisk gresskar som vi avslutte. “If anyone asks,” he says, grunting as he grabs hold of the sunset-shaded squash, “I thought you paid for it, and you thought I paid for it.” I grin like the jack-o-lantern we'll carve it into. «Hvis noen spør, sier han, gryntende når han griper tak i solnedgangen-shaded squash," Jeg trodde du betalt for det, og du trodde jeg betalt for det. "Jeg grin liker jack-o-lanterne vi skjære den inn.

Our next stop is a surf shop. Vårt neste stopp er en surf butikk. “You need a bathing suit, baby,” says The Boy, as he buys Sex Wax for his board. "Du trenger en badedrakt, baby, sier gutten, som han kjøper sex Wax for styret hans. “Find one here and it's on me.” "Finn en her og det er på meg."

I cruise through racks of baby blue board shorts, Hawaiian-print hoodies, my scrunched up face matching the wrinkles in a bikini that's just shelled pieces of spandex strung together. Jeg cruise gjennom stativene av baby blue board shorts, Hawaiian-print hettegensere, min scrunched opp ansiktet matchende rynkene i en bikini som er bare avskallede stykker spandex satt sammen. Finally I settle on a black bikini that's only boss because it's ruthlessly basic. Endelig har jeg slå seg ned på en svart bikini som eneste sjefen fordi det er hensynsløst grunnleggende. I'm dreaming of a 24K white gold monokini as I undress in a dingy dressing room, hearing The Boy chat with the sales dude. Jeg drømmer om en 24K hvitt gull monokini som jeg kle på en dingy garderoben, hørsel The Boy chatte med salg dude. “She's the one chick in LA that doesn't own a swimming suit. "Hun er den ene dama i LA som ikke eier en badedrakten. And so she's always walking around my house naked. Og så har hun alltid gå rundt i huset naken. Not that I'm complaining.” Ikke at jeg klager. "

I slide off the swimsuit that will so publicly barely cover my private parts, slipping into a lacy cami, belting tight my fox-collared coat — I'd only worn a pale slip of a silk dress to The Boy's, and over worried of dirtying it, I opted for just dirty lingerie under my outerwear–fittingly a classic trench coat made iconic by flashers. Jeg skyver av badedrakt som vil det offentlig knapt dekke mine private deler, gled inn i en Lacy Cami, Belting stram mine fox-Halsbandflugesnappar coat - Jeg vil bare slitt en blek slip av en silkekjole til The Boy's, og over bekymret for dirtying det, valgte jeg for bare skitne undertøy under yttertøy min passende et klassisk ytterfrakk laget ikoniske av flashers. I walk out and place the tiny triangles of fabric on the counter, and The Boy pays and we leave. Jeg går ut og plassere de små trekanter av stoff på disken, og gutten betaler og forlater vi.

We stuff his fridge full of groceries, then slip less than half dressed under the covers of his bed, man and girl named Kristopher. Vi stuff hans kjøleskap fulle av dagligvarer, så slip mindre enn halvt påkledd under dyna i senga, mannen og jenta heter Kristopher. The Boy's fingers fly cross his laptop while I read on my iPhone, till he nudges me. Gutten fingrene fly kors sin laptop mens jeg leste på min iPhone, før han dytter meg. “Check my friend's new baby.” I lean over and see The Boy's friend aiming his sleeping, living doll bulls eye at a web cam.”It looks like a doll!” I breath. "Sjekk vennen min nye baby." Jeg lener meg over og se guttens venn satsing hans sov, Living Doll okser øye på et webkamera. "Det ser ut som en dukke! Jeg pusten. His friend holds his hand just in front of his baby's face so we see how tiny it is in comparison. Vennen holder sin hånd rett foran sin babyens ansikt så vi ser hvor liten den er i sammenligning. “A doll!” "A doll!"

“That's one good looking baby,” declares The Boy. "Det er en pen baby, fastslår gutten. He talks at his laptop to his friend, and I roll over and keep reading, comfy under covers. Han snakker på sin bærbare PC til sin venn, og jeg rulle over og holde lesing, comfy under deksler.

Until I feel them inching off my body, my naked skin covered now only by The Boy's low chuckles. Til jeg føler dem inching av kroppen min, min nakne huden dekket nå bare av guttens lave humrer. I turn around and see The Boy pointing his web cam at my ass. Jeg snur meg og ser The Boy peker hans web cam på ræva. “You pornographer!” I laugh and jerk the sheets back up. "Du pornographer!" Jeg ler og rykk arkene sikkerhetskopiere.

Finally he ends his web cam session, and after squinting at my iPhone text, I ask him, “If you hire someone off shore you don't have to pay US taxes, right? Til slutt ender han sin web cam økten, og etter squinting på min iPhone tekst, spør jeg ham, "Hvis du betale noen utenfor kysten du ikke trenger å betale skatt, ikke sant? No brainer?” No brainer?

“Even though "Selv om I'm only a pool boy to you Jeg er bare et basseng gutt til deg , that sounds right,” The Boy answers. , Det høres rett, «The Boy svar. Then he rolls over, to kiss the tip of my nose. Så ruller over, å kysse tuppen av nesen. “How's your work going?” "Hvordan er ditt arbeid hen?"

“You're so sweet,” I answer. «Du er så søt, sier jeg. “I asked because I was wondering about making you my European gigolo.” "Jeg spurte fordi jeg lurte på om hvordan du foretar deg min European Gigolo".

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  1. karina says: Karina sier:

    BAHAHA – I LOVE THAT YOU ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH IN THESE STORIES!!! BAHAHA - Jeg elsker at du alltid får le sist i disse historiene! TREAT THEM (SOMEWHAT) MEAN, KEEP THEM KEEN! Behandle dem (noe) MIDDELVERDI, holde dem ivrig!

  2. WendyB WendyB says: sier:

    LOL…great post. LOL ... stor stolpe.

  3. Zmaji Zmaji says: sier:

    I love your stories, you know this, but what I really want to know is, are these those things that your suppose to turn on, throw your legs back over your head and drop into the orifice of your choice. Jeg elsker dine historier, du vet dette, men det jeg virkelig vil vite er, er disse de tingene som du vel å skru på, kast beina tilbake over hodet og slippe inn i åpningen av ditt valg. for some high fashion lovin…….I mean….I just wanna know. for noen high fashion lovin ... .... Jeg mener .... Jeg vil bare vite.
    Please inform me. Vennligst informer meg.

    -Z'maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com -Z 'maji@hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

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