I’m in my second office–pick a Starbucks, any Starbucks–and post meeting I decide to wait out the storm of LA traffic, buoyed by another soy latte, on an island of a strip mall in, like, totally the Valley?我在我的第二个办事处-匹克星巴克，有星巴克和会后的会议上，我决定要等到风暴中走出来的香格里拉交通提振，由另一酱油后者，对一个岛屿的条形商场，就像是完全山谷？

I float to the cashier. i飘落到出纳员。 “I’ll have a sugar-free caramel, iced soy latte. "我将有一个无糖型焦糖，冰镇豆奶后者。 Extra shot of gay.”课外开枪的同性恋" 。

The cashier looks at me, polite.出纳来看我，有礼貌。 “Anything else?” "有什么关系，否则" ？

I survey the rows of pastries, against my will, and see the cookie I’ve been desert island-hungry for since my red tide rolled in days ago. i调查一排排的糕点，对我的意志，并查看曲奇我一直在荒岛-饿，因为我的红潮轧在两天前。 “I’ll take a chocolate chip cookie, please.” He drops one into a bag, and the cookie’s little weighted noise sounds like the future echo of me hitting a bathroom scale. "我将采取巧克力片饼干，请" ，他降一成一包，以及cookie的小加权噪声听起来像是未来的回声，我击中一间浴室的规模。 “I shouldn’t have one because I want to get crack whore-thin, but I’ll just throw up the cookie in the restroom later.” "我不应该有一个，因为我想获得裂纹婊子薄，但是，我可以只丢了曲奇，在上厕所后" 。

His eyebrows raise into a question mark: his brows the curve, his pinched mouth the dot.他的眉毛，提高到了一个问号：他的眉型的曲线，他的拼挤唱斑点。

“Times like these we can’t waste a minute being unrealistic,” I say. "时代一样，这些我们不能浪费一分钟被不现实的， "我说。 “Also, I’m trying to get wireless internet in here for an SOS back to LA, but it’sa pain in my never-done-yoga-in-my-life ass. "同时，我试图让无线互联网在这里的SOS回香格里拉，但它的痛，我永远做-瑜珈在我的生活中驴。 What am I doing wrong?”什么我现在的工作做得不对" ？

“I can give you a brochure.” He reaches for a life jacket-yellow pamphlet that someone’s already tossed at me. "我可以给你一本小册子， "他达到了救生衣黄色的小册子，有人已经扔给我。

“It’s like you’re throwing me a brick as a life saver–not helpful,” I say. "这就像你扔我砖头作为一个终身程式没有任何帮助， "我说。 “Should I just throw my computer against the wall? "我只是扔我的电脑撞在墙上？ Will that fix it?”将修复" ？

He finally cracks, a little smile.他终于出现裂缝，一点笑容。 “Here’s your receipt.” "这里的你的收据" 。

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