Someone Has a Potty Mouth
I was reviewing my blog stats — I ain’t no housewife in Texas with three cats and a Hewlett Packard — when I noticed an interesting trend about what people search for to arrive at KRiSTOPHER DUKES the dot-com (not the girl):
Perc. Search Term
4.93% kristopher dukes
2.41% christian louboutin shoes
2.11% fuck me
0.75% fuck me now
0.70% trashy lingerie
0.50% fuck you clothing
0.01% a site with a cute peace sign necklace
I’m feeling a touch touchy.
So touch me, give me a little love, wonder with me:
Can you believe someone searched for a “cute peace sign necklace” and landed here?
The motherfucking nerve of Google.
22.Oct.2007, 06:05 pm
can’t remember how I found the site and the girl. glad I did …
22.Oct.2007, 06:34 pm
A fucking men!
22.Oct.2007, 10:15 pm
haha that person would’ve been a little shocked when they eneded up here!!!
interesting thing to take note of though!!!
23.Oct.2007, 04:52 am
babe.. you part of my daily routine.. part cause i hate all things girly with no reason-overly pinkish and part cause i googled: boss shoes and you came out. my fav shoe whore.
loving ya,
Em
23.Oct.2007, 08:33 am
I can’t hold my slippery tongue any longer … and am going to be bossy dirt like KD herself. What will it take for me to do a 3-way with you and the Boy? I want in and I want in now.
F’n'Em
23.Oct.2007, 10:43 am
3 way? Like a conference call?
XXXO
23.Oct.2007, 04:17 pm
I ain’t no housewife either, but I do have 3 cats.
Cats for kat, no? Makes sense to me.
And I have an iBook. HPlease.
Most people find my site by searching “cheap atlanta” if it’s any consolation.