I was reviewing my blog stats — I ain’t no housewife in Texas with three cats and a Hewlett Packard — when I noticed an interesting trend about what people search for to arrive at KRiSTOPHER DUKES the dot-com (not the girl):
I’m feeling a touch touchy.
So touch me, give me a little love, wonder with me:
Can you believe someone searched for a “cute peace sign necklace” and landed here?
The motherfucking nerve of Google.