Working Woman
23.Oct.2007, 04:31 pmPaul Smith “Naked Lady” cufflinks $125, eLUXURY
Skimming over writing gig ads — no, thank you, no, thanks, no fucking thank you — I recognize a listing by The Boy’s company, The Boy, Inc. I click the email address and apply:
From: K @ KRiSTOPHER DUKES .com
Subject: Applying for Position On Top, As a Sexy Secretary
Date: October 23, 2007 4:40:56 PM PST
Dear Sir:
I can type the opposite-of-wet business plans at 69 words per minute, while performing what is commonly referred to as a “lap dance.”
I prefer really, really big things, but I can also pay mind to details; I am ready to observe your office’s dress code. I have black fuck-me fuck-you pumps which are standard attire for secretaries in classic pornography, and I’ve also a white, business class buttondown with a formal black bra peeking out. Should my dress be deemed inappropriate, I am very open to disciplinary action involving being bound to a bed post with an Hermes tie.
Very personal references are available by requests written on my stomach with your tongue.
I look forward to hearing (moans) from you,
K
___________________
Senior Pole Dancer
KRiSTOPHER DUKES, LLC
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23.Oct.2007, 10:26 pm
NO NO NO…………..it must be an Gucci tie, their much more appropriate for innappropriate office fraternizin’.
-Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com
24.Oct.2007, 10:03 pm
God, that’s genius… It should be printed out in billboard size as a standard for all business application letters in the universe.
24.Dec.2007, 05:01 pm
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