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23.Oct.2007, 04:31 pm 23.Oct.2007, 04:31 Paul Smith “Naked Lady” cufflinks Paul Smith "Naked Lady" aproču pogas $125, eLUXURY $ 125, eLUXURY 
Skimming over writing gig ads — no, thank you, no, thanks, no fucking thank you — I recognize a listing by The Boy's company, The Boy, Inc. I click the email address and apply: Nokrejošana pār rakstiski GIG reklāmas - Nē, paldies, nē, paldies, nav riebīgs paldies - I atzīt saraksta zēnam uzņēmums, The Boy, Inc I noklikšķiniet uz e-pasta adresi un piemēro:
From: K @ KRiSTOPHER DUKES .com No: K @ KRiSTOPHER Dukes. Com
Subject: Applying for Position On Top, As a Sexy Secretary Tēma: Pieteikšanās nostāju par Top, As a Sexy Secretary
Date: October 23, 2007 4:40:56 PM PST Date: October 23, 2007 4:40:56 PST
Dear Sir: Dear Sir:
I can type the opposite-of-wet business plans at 69 words per minute, while performing what is commonly referred to as a “lap dance.” Es varu rakstīt pretī-of-wet biznesa plānus 69 vārdi minūtē, bet veic to, ko parasti dēvē par "klēpja deju."
I prefer really, really big things, but I can also pay mind to details; I am ready to observe your office's dress code. Es labāk tiešām, tiešām lielas lietas, bet es varu arī maksā prātā uz informāciju; Esmu gatavs ievērot savu amata tērps kodu. I have black fuck-me Man ir melns fuck-me fuck-you pumps fuck-you sūkņi which are standard attire for secretaries in classic pornography, and I've also a white, business class buttondown with a formal black bra peeking out. kas ir standarta attire par sekretāri ir klasisks pornogrāfiju, un es esmu arī balts, biznesa klases buttondown ar oficiālu black bra peeking out. Should my dress be deemed inappropriate, I am very open to disciplinary action involving being bound to a bed post with an Hermes tie. Ja mana kleita uzskata par nepiemērotu, esmu ļoti atvērta disciplināro iesaistot ir pienākums gultu pastu ar Hermes kaklasaites.
Very personal references are available by requests written on my stomach with your tongue. Ļoti personas atsauces ir pieejami ar pieprasījumiem rakstisku manā vēderā ar savu valodu.
I look forward to hearing (moans) from you, Ceru uz dzirdi (moans) no jums,
K K
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Senior Pole Dancer Senior Pole Dejotājs
KRiSTOPHER DUKES, LLC KRiSTOPHER Dukes, LLC
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23.Oct.2007, 10:26 pm 23.Oct.2007, 10:26
NO NO NO…………..it must be an Gucci tie, their much more appropriate for innappropriate office fraternizin'. NĒ NĒ NĒ ... ... ... ... .. tas ir jābūt Gucci kaklasaites, to daudz vairāk piemērota innappropriate biroja fraternizin ".
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24.Oct.2007, 10:03 pm 24.Oct.2007, 10:03
God, that's genius… It should be printed out in billboard size as a standard for all business application letters in the universe. Dievs, kas ir ģēnijs ... Būtu jāizdrukā in stendu lielums kā standarta visiem biznesa pieteikuma vēstulēm Visumu.
24.Dec.2007, 05:01 pm 24.Dec.2007, 05:01
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