Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

A Kristopher Knock-Off

24.Oct.2007, 07:56 am

Louis Vuitton Fake Bag Imitation is the highest form of flattery–

When you haven’t trademarked something yet. Then it’s just called Legal Fun.

Some chick — Jess Cartner-Morley? I only like my mouth full of one thing, and hyphenated names aren’t it — at The Guardian is waxing un-poetic about “fuck you” shoes:

And while a stiletto heel is a half-hidden menace, a stolid heel - this season’s choice - is an open threat. (Fuck-you shoes, rather than fuck-me shoes, if you will.)

I will, and I have. Thank you, ma’am.

When do I make the dic(k)tionary like Beyoncé and her bootyliciousness?

» Fakewear “Louis Vuitton” fake bag, prohibited for sale, MindWhatYouWear.com



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  1. Jax says:

    You should send her a note… fuck me rather, for you fucking plagiarized me… maybe she thinks you don’t read the Guardian?

  2. Bernie says:

    Ouch. Nail her.

  3. Tiff says:

    Dude. Hoe knocked your shit off!

  4. karina says:

    You know you’ve made an impact when someone tries to rip you off!!!
    I reckon it wont be long before you make it into the dictionary =)
    You are the ‘boss’ hehe

  5. Bekky says:

    There’s only one thing worse than a plagiarist… and that’s an ugly one.
    Smack the bitch up!
    :D
    XB

  6. rosemary says:

    Despite what that plagiarist did, I will always remember you when I want to get serious with my shoes.

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