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Kristopher ? 与“K” ?

05.Nov.2007, 09:53 pm

K最初的魅力从Tiffany“喂,愿我与Kristopher讲话?”

“这是她”,我说,等待通常

“Oh! 噢… 我认为”

“那我是一个同性恋者?”

“Heh heh! 很好”,他说, “我锯您的站点和相片和我计算它是储蓄摄影,然后,您知道,认为您的站点, `性的那个部分’在所有盖帽,那没有似乎象某事女孩典型地写”。

“我不是典型的。 并且,虽然我被恭维您认为我是一个随机模型,做您也认为的那个手段Kristopher在所有这些脏话之后是喜欢在他的胃的一个肥胖人?”


我通过电话听见微笑浮游物。 “以便是您的真名? 公爵? Kristopher,与K ?”

“Yessir”,我回答。 “人们认为它是笔名,但,如果我会演出了我的名字,它不会是长和坚硬的,虽然那是怎么我更喜欢许多事紧挨我。 反而,我的名字是短和容易拼写,并且没有的事带领大家相信我是伪造品他的名字的一个胖的快乐花花公子”。

“如此,什么是故事,如果您不介意我要求?”

“我不,并且您已经要求,无论如何”,我说。 “二个故事: 你,我的爸爸认为他说出我名字,在一位独立女演员在他看的轻打之后。 二,假想我的更老的兄弟,四,在我的妈妈非常真实地时候敲了与你的,允许说出我名字,并且他坚持I称Kristopher,虽然他们知道我打算是女孩”。

“很好,您的名字确定地是难忘的, Kris。 Krissy。 能我告诉您Krissy ?”

“感谢您和没有。 并且我完全blogging此”。

他现在笑再,熟悉的噪声。

“如此”,我说, “什么是您的名字?”

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  1. Nyx says:

    So you, so simplistic, so sexy.
    LOVE…

  2. Nyx says:

    So you, so simplistic, so sexy…
    LOVE.

  3. amy says:

    love it!

  4. M says:

    how annoying. don’t stereotypes and ignorant men piss you off?

  5. Allie says:

    Hysterical!

  6. Zmaji says:

    DAMNIT Krissi…..I mean Kristopher, I been callin you Krissi all this time and you didn’t cuss me out and tell me to quit it, ……i sowwy, please forgive me
    IT SHAN’T HAPPEN AGAIN.
    I mean you shoulda tried to kick me in tha ballz or cap on my moms’ or somethin’…….wheres the love, doll

    -Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

  7. Zmaji says:

    Oh yea & I at 1st thought you was a ‘gay’ too, a fat ole’ flamin gay, sorry
    It’s the name love, thats all

    -Z’maji @ hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

  8. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Krissi, Kristopher, The Sexiest Blogger You Have Ever Known…

    You call me whatever you like, lovely.

    XXXO,
    K

  9. Lyza says:

    So what’s your name?! Hahah love it.

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