I’m taking a break from stringing dirty words together, flipping between porn and Money.com, when my iPhone rings.我采取了打破由放线忌讳在一起，翻开之间的色情和money.com ，当我iphone的戒指。 It’s The Boy.它的男童。

“Sexy one,” I answer. "性感一" ，我也可以回答。

“I went to check out that table, for the kitchen nook,” The Boy says. "我去检查了该表，为厨房nook ， "男孩说。 “It’s really, really nice. "这是真的，真的很好。 Probably worth 25 grand.大概价值25隆重。 But I want to get him down to $7,500.不过，我希望让他下跌至7500 。 The seller, this Italian dude, wants $10,000.卖方，这个意大利谷，想要10000美元。 He was freaking out at the idea of taking less.他忧心，在构思，少取。 I could tell he’s emotionally attached to this table, so I try to get into his head, to figure out how to motivate him.我可以告诉他的情绪附于本表，所以，我试图进入他的头部，并琢磨出如何去激励他。 So finally I tell him, ‘I completely know how you feel, you’d rather donate this table to a charity than sell it below the right price.所以最后我告诉他， '我完全知道你的感受，你宁愿捐出本表中，以一个慈善机构比卖掉它下面合适的价格。 You call me if you change your mind.’ And he nods his head.”你骂我，如果你改变主意' ，他会自豪地他的头" 。

“You worked him harder than I worked you on our first date,” I say. "你工作了，他比我做你对我们的第一次约会， "我说。 “So he’ll call you when he knows he can’t get 10 grand for his table.” "所以他会打电话给你时，他知道他无法得到10分大，为他的表" 。

“It’s like when you want to get a chick to lick your balls,” says The Boy, “you’ve got to convince her they’re candy.” "这就像当你想取得小鸡，以舔你的舞会，说： "该名男童， "你必须说服她，他们正在糖果" 。

“Who needs an MBA when they’ve got you on speed dial?” I ask. "谁需要一个工商管理硕士学位时，他们已经得到，你就快速拨号？ "我问。 “And I think you persuaded me they were a soy latte.” "我想你劝我，他们是一个酱油后者" 。

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