Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Oh, Elle

20.Nov.2007, 10:22 pm

YSL “Elle” perfume, $78, YSL Beauty US .com
YSL Elle Perfume YVES Saint Laurent
“What are you wearing?” asks The Boy, my boy.

“Oh, I’m totally fine for hiking later,” I say. The sunshine smashes through his home’s French windows, bouncing off my rhinestoned riddled heels, finally soaked up by the black of my mini-mini dress. “If anything, I think I should ask you what you’re wearing. But I’d rather you just take it off.” My fingers fly to The Boy’s pants’ zipper.

The Boy sniffs me. “No, I meant your perfume.”

“It’s Elle, Yves Saint Laurent’s latest,” I say. “It’s smart and sexy. Like me. Like you. Now get naked.”

“This is nice.” His nose grazes my neck, so my spine lights up. “Very floral and a bit citrusy, but musky. Feminine, but not girly.”

“Did you just invest in Sephora?” I ask. “Yes, Elle is very a girl named Kristopher. But why are your clothes still on? Do you need me to take some initiative?” I slip my dress off my shoulders.

“Now that’s nice,” The Boy says.

“Thanks, I’ve been on the soy latte diet.”

“No, I just got whiff of the base notes. That sort of woodsy smell, it reminds me of when we were driving through Lithuania…”

“That’s it.” I put my dress back on. “I’m making you watch Die Hard 3.”



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    you’re totally in heat

  2. Stiletto Jungle says:

    Brilliant. An artfully woven tale of perfume and pleasure. Two thumbs up.

  3. Alexandra says:

    Now I want to go and buy ( or at least sniff) that perfume. and I don’t even like perfume!

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