Excuse Me, Do You Speak Spanish?

30.Nov.2007, 04:08 pm

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Though I practically live there already since I’m in Los Angeles, The Boy, my boy, is taking us to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico this weekend.

It should be exotic to be around so many people speaking English.

“The Boy’s taking you to Mexico?” my brother asked, on instant message. “Who’s paying?”

“Well, The Boy is, but it’s not like he’s a real sugar daddy,” I typed back. “I think he wants to sell me there.”

I’m trying to lay my Splenda daddy during our lay over, but he’s politely declined.

Details on all the carb-free tacos I eat and sunshine I block off with SPF 45 to follow.

XXXO,
K

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8 Smart Remarks for “Excuse Me, Do You Speak Spanish?”

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  1. Hope says:

    Bring me back a sombrero.

  2. Nyx says:

    Exotic food, language, and….fashion!

    Looking forward to your update, girl. ;)

  3. amy says:

    “It should be exotic to be around so many people speaking English.”… that made me choke on my coffee! :D

  4. Bekky says:

    “Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?”
    “I can’t go to taco bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you’re so stupid!”
    What movie is that from?
    ;P
    xB

  5. Chiccat says:

    Did you really mean “Spenda daddy” or did you mean to say “Splenda daddy” (with an L)?
    I hope it’s the second — I’m addicted to those little yellow packets.
    And a Splenda daddy’s way better for your figure than a sugar daddy ;)

  6. karina says:

    have a great time!!!

    geez carb free and SPF… you’re a better lady than I am =)

  7. krista says:

    Ooh, you could eat a lot of naked burritos! (Burrito without a tortilla= a pile of food on a plate) I love Mexico. Enjoy!

  8. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Thanks for catching that, Chiccat.

    XXXO

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