Dic(k)tionary: Splenda Daddy
10.Dec.2007, 08:12 amAlissia Melka-Teichroew “diamond” ring $125, MoMA Store.org
Splen·da dad·dy [splen-dah dad-ee] noun 1. a rich boyfriend who makes you earn your keep. 2. a boyfriend who’s as vain as you, so the relationship is all dirty workouts and zero calories.
Ex: Jane’s Splenda daddy never pays for her soy lattes.
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10.Dec.2007, 12:05 pm
Wait……shouldn’t the Splenda Daddy be paying for the soy lattes…..I mean if Jane is workin for her keep….
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10.Dec.2007, 01:38 pm
The irony of that ring design speaks to me so loudly!
11.Dec.2007, 05:29 pm
haha love it!!
17.Dec.2007, 12:45 pm
LOL!!!! Good one.