Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

The Lowest Form of Flattery

14.Dec.2007, 12:01 pm

Fakewear “Louis Vuitton” fake bag, prohibited for sale, MindWhatYouWear.com
Louis Vuitton Fake Bag

Imitation’s the highest form of flattery.

Unless you’re getting knocked off by boring bitches who can only compete with your creative sloppy seconds.

Like chicks who can only get dick after it’s been worked by another lady, copycats are pussycats domesticated beyond housewives, weak pets who only feed when fed by others.

I’d tell such girls to eat me–

But Z-listers are hardly my first choice for a third between The Boy and me.



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4 Smart Remarks for “The Lowest Form of Flattery”

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  1. zmaji says:

    They should put out a whole line called “FAKE” with different designers bags as fakes but too bad they can’t sell them anymore, it’s like turning an amazing self-disrespecting trick for someone and then they tell you they’re not gonna pay your rent or buy you high-end clothes for you wardrobe anymore, DAMN JUDICIAL SYSTEM.

    -Z’maji @ http://hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

  2. Nyx says:

    Wow, talk about fugly… Though you know, it’s still not as bad as that one Fendi made for men a while ago.

  3. marsha says:

    what’s the point of this bag? UGLY!!!

  4. THE COVETED | Virtual treasures says:

    [...] Kristopher Dukes… If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. [...]

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