Seven Secrets About KRiSTOPHER
18.Dec.2007, 11:52 amFox fur muff $350, MadisonAveMall.com
ShoeBlog.com has asked me to spill seven secrets. If you didn’t already know…
- I shop like a Kristopher, not a Krissy. I barely, rarely browse for fashion offline. I know what I want, I buy it, and I work it. Same goes for men.
- I keep fur in my fridge. Think three vintage fur muffs, a rabbit-trimmed head scarf, and a vintage Saks mink cap. I’ve also got some water in there. My main regret living in Los Angeles? It doesn’t get cold enough for glammy dead pets, and I love animals more than PETA.
- I own crotchless panties. This probably isn’t a secret. I’ve got two rules for buying lingerie: either underwear’s got to be wearable as outerwear, or it should be unmentionable. Though I’ll usually mention it.
- My legal name is Kristopher Dukes. I’ve met people who knew my dot-com, but didn’t think a girl named Kristopher really existed. A flash of California I.D. later they were convinced, though confused as to why I wasn’t dancing on the table.
- I own New Balance sneakers. My sneakers are the unicorns of closets, they’re an urban myth, like models who don’t do coke. I wear them everyday — jogging. My dad saw me working out in them once, and even he was shocked I don’t exercise in hooker heels.
- I stopped sipping six soy lattes a day. My gorgeous espresso machine is drying up, as I’ve been Starbucksing for sugar-free, green tea soy lattes. Can I have, like, a side of hip-hop yoga with that? The stuff of pussies, I know.
- I’m really a 40-year-old virgin in Texas who owns three cats.
Whose dirty lingerie do you boss ladies want to air? Leave a comment and name a blogger. First three bloggers listed, considered yourselves tagged.
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18.Dec.2007, 12:16 pm
hey babe, thought your cats were more like dead leopard being rocked as giuseppes..
dig up some gossip from faran at fashionista..
xxxo
Emma
18.Dec.2007, 05:27 pm
First choice would be Faran, second choice is Heather from Go Fug Yourself.
18.Dec.2007, 08:52 pm
Whos dirty lingerie can i air? Hmmm how about some of my own? LOL after an afternoon of playing hooky or hooker from work, I went shopping with a Russian blonde whom i know many un-mentionables about..(old flame) .talked me into getting the better half 545.00 boots complete with a 300.00 corset from names I can not even pronounce! Ahhhh christmas. I hope they make her cream faster then soggy froth….
20.Dec.2007, 02:27 pm
Soggy Froth???
I thought diamonds were the only thing that made sweet womanly lowers cream like that……am I wrong???
-Z’maji @ http://hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com
20.Dec.2007, 08:07 pm
zmaji,
apparently you are either wrong, or are with an extremely high maint girl….or you are one….
13.Jan.2008, 07:56 pm
You fur hags are heartless!
How can you happily wear the skins of innocent rabbits, foxes and other animals who suffered in unthinkable ways simply for this ‘fashion’?
There are so many animal-friendly choices. Why choose cruelty?