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Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Low cash flow bleeds into envying thy neighbor — yeah, that fat housewife with the allowance.
Not printing paper leaves less space to jot down your dreams — like owning an Italian husband 10 years younger than you.
Not banging out Benjamins leads to desperate measures — like banging a Ben who measures up desperately.
Back to work.