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Your new year shouldn’t be a twilight of grays, a melt of highlights and lowlights, a boring blend of neither success nor failure.
Your new year should be bright white striped with base black, it should be pure success played up by dark lessons.
Your new year should be an ambitious arch balanced on a pin-thin heel of risk and a fat platform of soul to save you.
But should you want to waste your new year, at least do it going into debt for Alexander McQueen f**k-you shoes, while jetting ’round the world, snorting coke off a model’s six-pack.