Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Slow Going

04.Jan.2008, 04:29 pm

Kiki de Montparnasse “Fun Wand” butt-in $125, Kiki DM.com
Kiki DM Butt in
Lovelies,

Forgive me for posting as slowly as the first time you took it up the _____.

I’m busy taking it up the _____ while I wait for my new apartment to get my internet connect up and running.

I’ll be back full force after this weekend. Meanwhile, let’s play fill-in the blank.

With boys.

XXXO,
K



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7 Smart Remarks for “Slow Going”

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  1. Nyx says:

    New apartment, hmm Krissy? Is it going to be an XL-sized shoebox?

  2. Dave says:

    Ok, again your blog has enlightened my mood from down right S—-y from a crappy week…. Ahhhh now where is my bottle of …..

    Thanks

  3. Emma says:

    Darling Ms Dukes, Congrats on your new apartment!

    with hoes (typo but im keeping it) it gets inaugurated properly,

    xxoo

    Emma

  4. zmaji says:

    *GASP* KRISSI?!?!………………………..does that come in a large?

    Gratulations on the new pad, hey can’t you and the boy have ‘commonlaw’ sex now???

    -Z’maji @ http://hauteblogxoxo.wordpress.com

  5. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    There is nothing common about how I sex The Boy.

    Come over and try us.

    By the by, my internet connect is up and running, so I can finally watch gang bangs again.

    I mean write dirty love letters to you lovelies.

    XXXO,
    K

  6. zmaji of HauteBlogXOXO says:

    tee hee Krissi, I’m sure it’s wild, flexible, breaks at least 15 state laws and endangers some endangered species that we use for fur anyway.

    Gang Bangs are naughty. They always leave you wondering who was where and when and why your butt hurts….

  7. David says:

    This story was just too short

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