$912 $511, eLUXURY.com
Shoes just aren’t pretty things to prance in.
Shoes are a platform for your life: shoes should be ambitiously arched so you watch your walk, shoes should be built on a thick soul to cushion gritty paths, shoes should have a f**k-you heel at an odd, right angle so people know you’re different.
Shoes should also be half off.
Kind of like your panties are, half the time.