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21 Smart Remarks for ¡°The Art of Restraint¡±

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  1. Ayomide says:

    Kristopher Dukes, I adore your brilliance. Really, I do! That¡¯s girl power if I never heard of it. Or is the phrase ¡°if I ever heard of it¡±?

  2. Nyx says:

    Oh my god¡¦ in the name of all that is holy and (un)pure, such as f**k-you shoes¡¦

    Are you seriously not going to write any more about your adventures with The Boy? That¡¯s dreadful, that¡¯s blasphemous, that¡¯s heartbreaking.

    Whatever will I read during my boring-as-hell Econ classes?

  3. Jessi says:

    Oh Boy, please please? Kristopher will honor your desire for tasteful discretion (never thought that would come out of my mouth) but you leave the fine public without a rare, gentrified tease. We¡¯ll have to have a new nickname. Stories can be completely made up rather than the 35/65 split we were working with but stories and negligees nonethless.

    You can take the Boy off the Internet, but you can¡¯t take irreverent sex off KristopherDukes.

  4. amy says:

    This boy was boring me. Kiki on the other hand, it the most amazing store in NYC. Haven¡¯t seen the LA one though¡¦ xoxo

  5. Pomegranate says:

    Oh well, his loss. I suggest u punish him. Literally, and not in a sexy way.

  6. anony says:

    i vote for punishment by posting the story!

  7. LEF says:

    so you broke up with the boy?
    thats sad :O(

  8. MimI says:

    Whatever makes K n The Boy happy ¡¦ You guys should be a bit less selfish ;) N K we know you have some more coming.. Waiting for that !

  9. Momo says:

    What is Mimi Mother Theresa?

  10. kelly says:

    You are the ultimate Pretty Woman. Demonstrating the true POP.
    Such a tease to the Boyz, making each of us that devour your 1¡¯s and 0¡¯s, your ¡°Only One¡± at least in my Mind. Well do tell and tease. I am enraptured.

    Kelly with a K. Not afraid of the bits, bytes, or bites in the ether.

  11. Dave says:

    Screw punnishment. One word 4 letters, and it is not fuck, its NEXT!

  12. EDDIE says:

    SOUNDS LIKE K GOT DUMPED AND HER OVERSIZED EGO CAN¡¯T HANG. WELL, ONTO THE NEXT ONE - GARBAGE MAN MAYBE?

  13. The boy says:

    Eddie¡¯s on the right track; let¡¯s leave it at that.

  14. The Girl says:

    Ooh, pass a cup of Haterade!

  15. EDDIE says:

    My call is the Boy wouldn¡¯t tolerate this K¡¯s ME ME ME ¡®tude. Either that or she got fat.

  16. Dave says:

    I guess Eddie has no CLUE as to who Kris is¡¦ Do your self a flavor, and STFU¡¦Your lack of INTELYJENCE (LMAO) screams I am a man bitch

  17. WendyB says:

    Oh my! What¡¯s going on here? Bad breakup? Sorry to hear that.

  18. Alexa Cushing says:

    To Eddie: had lunch today with K in NYC. How dare you!!! She¡¯s gorgeous, definitely not fat . . . so tiny she was about to eat 3 small snails for brunch until I prompted her to eat more.

    Excuse me . . . what are you guys doing reading K¡¯s blog . . . talking about what the Boy would and wouldn¡¯t tolerate. K¡¯s brilliant!! A sensitive man¡¯s woman who understands her own talents!! Who could ask for more??? Ahh . . the male species is never satisfied. We just can¡¯t quite get it right.

    According to AMX Black . . . our dear K¡¯s priceless!!! Eddie . . . my dear, you¡¯re commenting way way out of your league!!!!

  19. oo says:

    to K: what in the fcking world do you have against the Chinese? Not gona read your crap of a blog anymore, you try so hard to be classy and worthy of The Boy, but white trash will always be white trash even if you dress her/him up head to toe in Chanel you know. ;)

  20. Dave says:

    ¡°oo¡± you are looneyyyyyy with 5 or 6 y¡¯s. Do you have something on the boy? NEWS FLASH¡¦.Kris got in, GOT ON, GOT OFF, and GOT OUT of the boys life, figuratively and physically. maybe you are enjoying what is left of devoured seconds of a TRUE woman.

  21. Patrick and Skinner Lingerie Giveaway, by Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    [¡¦] Let your body pick with Patrick and Skinner lingerie — win this boss cami and knickers set* by sending me your tale about tail, about what you¡¯d do in this lingerie. Carb-free brownie points if it involves these. [¡¦]

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