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“立刻中断那”，类型男孩。
“什么？” I瞬时消息后面。 我检查webcam充分被建立入我的MacBook，一把微小的黑角规在私有宣传的潜力。 光不眨眼睛绿色告诉我我被摄制，但仍然， “您意味我的纯粹短内裤？”
“没有，您写关于我的那个故事。 摆脱它现在，请”。 他的被键入的消息出现于闪光黑白在我的计算机屏幕，但他的词振动以红色。 “您没有谨慎。 认识我威力的人们看见此。 您了解？”
“好”，我键入。 “我为侵略您的半保密性道歉以公开半制造”。 并且我上午用后悔它真正地填装了是这样一个了不起的故事。 我在后端点击一个按钮我的dot-come和与e检查号在旁边 删除 传说从一切，但记忆删掉。
并且Google的贮藏所。 “我可以这里仍然发现它”，男孩说，送我链接。 “当是它下来？”
“得到我的Google”，我回复。 “从搜索引擎将递交有它去除的我”。 我想知道我是否将被摔打象中国blogger为此。 如果我让某人摄制它与iPhone，当我佩带了一条短裙和短内裤打印以我的域名时，攻击可能从YouTube得到我吨交通。 并且
“由于您恶劣的评断”，类型男孩， “我请求您再从未写关于`男孩’”。
“不甚而纯净的小说？”
“没有，因为故事也许被误会作为事实”。
我的嘴唇拉紧入一条平的线，好象无形的磁带拿着我的嘴被关闭。 告诉的某人我沉默自己，当什么我的文字从真实借用了被修造了入它原物的自己的世界独立？
“了解”，我键入。 并且我了解对保密性的爱，特别是在亢奋公众，宽世界带子娱乐到没有克制的现实。 但与“男孩的”文艺末端在我的一半小说，我在我的现实中不会突然介意一样男孩的比喻末端。 我叹气，另一方面，但我的嘴唇弯曲入微笑：
至少这将做一个好故事。
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18.Jan.2008, 06:57 pm
Kristopher Dukes, I adore your brilliance. Really, I do! That’s girl power if I never heard of it. Or is the phrase “if I ever heard of it”?
18.Jan.2008, 07:17 pm
Oh my god… in the name of all that is holy and (un)pure, such as f**k-you shoes…
Are you seriously not going to write any more about your adventures with The Boy? That’s dreadful, that’s blasphemous, that’s heartbreaking.
Whatever will I read during my boring-as-hell Econ classes?
19.Jan.2008, 06:45 am
Oh Boy, please please? Kristopher will honor your desire for tasteful discretion (never thought that would come out of my mouth) but you leave the fine public without a rare, gentrified tease. We’ll have to have a new nickname. Stories can be completely made up rather than the 35/65 split we were working with but stories and negligees nonethless.
You can take the Boy off the Internet, but you can’t take irreverent sex off KristopherDukes.
19.Jan.2008, 07:22 am
This boy was boring me. Kiki on the other hand, it the most amazing store in NYC. Haven’t seen the LA one though… xoxo
19.Jan.2008, 06:03 pm
Oh well, his loss. I suggest u punish him. Literally, and not in a sexy way.
20.Jan.2008, 11:08 pm
i vote for punishment by posting the story!
21.Jan.2008, 09:14 am
so you broke up with the boy?
thats sad :O(
21.Jan.2008, 11:40 am
Whatever makes K n The Boy happy … You guys should be a bit less selfish
N K we know you have some more coming.. Waiting for that !
22.Jan.2008, 11:40 am
What is Mimi Mother Theresa?
22.Jan.2008, 07:00 pm
You are the ultimate Pretty Woman. Demonstrating the true POP.
Such a tease to the Boyz, making each of us that devour your 1’s and 0’s, your “Only One” at least in my Mind. Well do tell and tease. I am enraptured.
Kelly with a K. Not afraid of the bits, bytes, or bites in the ether.
22.Jan.2008, 09:08 pm
Screw punnishment. One word 4 letters, and it is not fuck, its NEXT!
23.Jan.2008, 11:41 am
SOUNDS LIKE K GOT DUMPED AND HER OVERSIZED EGO CAN’T HANG. WELL, ONTO THE NEXT ONE - GARBAGE MAN MAYBE?
23.Jan.2008, 12:14 pm
Eddie’s on the right track; let’s leave it at that.
23.Jan.2008, 03:14 pm
Ooh, pass a cup of Haterade!
23.Jan.2008, 04:37 pm
My call is the Boy wouldn’t tolerate this K’s ME ME ME ‘tude. Either that or she got fat.
26.Jan.2008, 11:17 pm
I guess Eddie has no CLUE as to who Kris is… Do your self a flavor, and STFU…Your lack of INTELYJENCE (LMAO) screams I am a man bitch
02.Feb.2008, 12:40 pm
Oh my! What’s going on here? Bad breakup? Sorry to hear that.
03.Feb.2008, 04:41 pm
To Eddie: had lunch today with K in NYC. How dare you!!! She’s gorgeous, definitely not fat . . . so tiny she was about to eat 3 small snails for brunch until I prompted her to eat more.
Excuse me . . . what are you guys doing reading K’s blog . . . talking about what the Boy would and wouldn’t tolerate. K’s brilliant!! A sensitive man’s woman who understands her own talents!! Who could ask for more??? Ahh . . the male species is never satisfied. We just can’t quite get it right.
According to AMX Black . . . our dear K’s priceless!!! Eddie . . . my dear, you’re commenting way way out of your league!!!!
05.Feb.2008, 07:26 pm
to K: what in the fcking world do you have against the Chinese? Not gona read your crap of a blog anymore, you try so hard to be classy and worthy of The Boy, but white trash will always be white trash even if you dress her/him up head to toe in Chanel you know.
05.Feb.2008, 09:35 pm
“oo” you are looneyyyyyy with 5 or 6 y’s. Do you have something on the boy? NEWS FLASH….Kris got in, GOT ON, GOT OFF, and GOT OUT of the boys life, figuratively and physically. maybe you are enjoying what is left of devoured seconds of a TRUE woman.
08.Feb.2008, 12:11 pm
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