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29.Jan.2008, 11:27上午

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“我几乎错过 男孩.” 我投入我的嘴唇对我的latte,并且淹没在豆奶的苦涩浓咖啡亲吻是微弱的,象口味记忆。

“很好,那是可理解的”,查理说。 “你们约会了很长时间,权利?”

“呀,断断续续”,我说。 “他真正地成为了我的生活的部分。 我的blog”。 我叹气。 “我写了关于他很多。 人们真正地喜欢故事”。

“它是坚韧的,当关系结束时”,说查理。

侍者来并且平衡票据蹭上桌。 “介意我们是否分裂制表符?” 我要求他。 “我不要查理感觉任何压力投入”。

侍者微笑和点头。

“如果我们有性,我要他想要它,同样”,我解释。 “并且那不是,因为我尊敬他。 它是正义的他大概不会否则给我脑子”。 我们滑我们的信用卡和侍者叶子。

“我几乎不知道什么再写”,我告诉查理。 “我甚而考虑不书写关于定价过高的性和鞋子。 我意味,定价过高的鞋子和性。 若我报道了体育?”

“做您喜欢体育?”

“我总爱运动员的隐喻,训练您的一生想法为某事”。 侍者回归和我在检查乱写三个圈对于我的署名。 “我在体育真正地也喜欢疯狂的金额。 并且那些超级杯圆环宁可是上司”。 我注视入我的大豆latte并且引起饮料,并且泡影在厚实的泡沫流行,挤眼对我从里边杯子。 我查找。 “查理,我有一个提议为您。 若我们开始有性和讨论关于金钱和我写对此?”

“伟大”,他笑。 “只有我是快乐的,记得?”

“完善: 我的名字是Kristopher,并且我喜欢协会。 逐字地,不比喻地。 你认为如何? 我们在泰国可能几乎没有有threesomes与legals,并且为税收减免把它描写描写”。

“但是我不是入女孩, Kris。 个人的什么都”。

“And then, what if we get into a fight? 或许我们最初是两个入家务,但您的倾慕为妓女的坏蠢材工作提出这暗藏的嫉妒和真正地质询我们的关系”。

“呀,那也许运作”,他说。 “如果您是一个人”。

“我有脑子象一个人。 And I can buy a strap-on. What do you think?”

“I’m gay.”

“You’re in med school, which is just like college, only maybe it matters. Experiment a little with heterosexuality, Charlie.”

“You’re not going to write about this, are you?”

“Hmm?” I sip my latte, and I already feel the caffeine flirting with my blood, buzzing through my smile. “Did you hear the Super Bowl is this weekend? Isn’t that the fashion week of football?”



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  1. Jax says:

    I say, sell the ring and buy an escort… it’s easier to maintain.

  2. Jessi says:

    Oh Kristopher. I am sorry to hear about the Boy but only if you are. And let’s be real, you’re not sorry about much. Wealthy men in search of young, hot nymphomaniacs is an actual cliché in SoCal and thus I’m not thinking this to be too terribly irreplaceable in time. Particularly when Boss has such the collection of trashy French lingerie and cinq inch heels. Bisous, my dear…go get laid and bid on some jewels.

  3. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    Jessi, let’s menage.

    XXXO

  4. Travis says:

    K,

    He didn’t deserve you anyway.

    TTFN

  5. Ayomide says:

    When I first read that ya’ll broke up, I was like, “Aww, poor K”. But then I rembered it’s K, not some other girl who’s going to curl up just because of a breakup! Have a great day, delicate!

  6. Bekky says:

    :( My Boy recently left.
    And now he’s with someone he’s only known a few days.
    Wouldn’t be so bad if his father wasn’t my pastor, and if said boy didn’t feel the need to parade her around in front of me at Church.
    *sigh*
    Seems my soy lattes aren’t the only thing that’s bitter!
    Oh well, to the boutique; away!
    (Say the last line in sexy-superhero fashion.)
    Much love and prayers to you babe.
    xxB.

  7. Dave says:

    I think you should write about US.

  8. Strictly Anonymous says:

    WHAT XXXO K ISN’T WEARING IS WHAT MONEY CAN’T EVER BUY.

    OOOX
    .

  9. Dave says:

    Well of course!!!

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