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"¾ÆÁÖ ¹Ù´Ò¶ó," ³ª´Â µ¿ÀÇÇÑ´Ù. I watch another dress file out, and it looks like the combined echo of thousands of dresses I¡¯ve seen before. ¡°If you¡¯re not going to strive for the best, why not f**k up really good? I¡¯d rather ruin my life snorting coke off a model¡¯s stomach in Monte Carlo, running myself into debt traveling the world than being B grade.¡±

The final breathing mannequin loops back to behind the stage. Clumps of the audience stand up clapping, and more people follow as they see the others rise. I check the time on my iPhone.

¡°That was great,¡± says a bottle blond next to me. ¡°It was like last season¡¯s Chloe with a little of Stella McCartney and sort of with elements of Chanel? With evening shorts as the new evening shorts? And the models¡¯ hair was great. Like natural but not trying too hard to seem natural?¡±

Kind of like your mousy brown roots, I think. I yawn, and my mind stretches open for a moment with my mouth:

Maybe I should start writing about sports. Like that one with all the men playing with balls.



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  1. Gabrielle says:

    Mind informing us to the Catholic wafer-bland designer¡¯s name, address, and any other trite sound bytes he may have incurred?

  2. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    I¡¯m not sure of the spelling, but I believe the designer was pronounced ¡°Goochee.¡±

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