Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Patrick and Skinner Lingerie Giveaway

08.Feb.2008, 12:11 pm

Patrick and Skinner cami and knickers $630, Patrick and Skinner.com

What’s a woman but a body?

What’s a body but a bundle of nerves?

What are nerves but naked sensation, sending sensual commands between your brain and bod, demanding decisions that pay mind to matter, and that matter to your mind?

Like that choice that landed you in such a choice position, with such a choice toyfriend, in a sea of bedclothes that are more than just wrinkled sheets.

Is materialism just for mindless materialists?

Let your body pick with Patrick and Skinner lingerie — win this boss cami and knickers set* by sending me your tale about tail, about what you’d do in this lingerie.
Carb-free brownie points if it involves these.

* Contest ends February 29, 2007 at 11:59 am PST. Winner will be announced March 3, 2008.



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13 Smart Remarks for “Patrick and Skinner Lingerie Giveaway”

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  1. Dave says:

    Woah, Ok first off I wont wear them, sorry to disappoint However Linda would look FABOSS in these. I can only attest to what I would do if she slinked down the stairs in this glamorous skiv-atious outfit in a pair of fuck you and fuck me heels. I would certainly raise my brow, put the lap top down, secure my beverage of choice lift her off her feet and take her to the table. I’d fling anything that was on it off, suck on her neck until she moaned in delight while she wrapped her 35 inch legs around me. I’d lay her down and hold her down, because a man of my stature does not need to use handcuffs. I can properly hold a woman down at the wrists with one hand as I undress her with the other! I would then take it down town…. I’d lick her essentials until she squirmed all over the damn dining room table, screamed until the neighbor called 911 (again yes again), and tell the cops at the door to fuck themselves AGAIN, Tell them to enjoy the sound stage as they will NOT ruin another SPECTACULAR night. After I licked her to completion twice over, Id whisper in her ear, hold on, don’t move, I am NOT done with you yet…. wipe her sweet cum off my face, Then return for the main course. Desert is always better served first, especially if its pie.

    Dave….

  2. Trendinista says:

    Ohhhh, this would make me look like a sexy peppermint patty. Where can I get one!?

  3. Casie says:

    This would be worn on my wedding night for some Rrrrrrrrrr time…and by the way it matches my wedding colors of chocolate brown, mint green, and tiffany blue. It is so perfect. This would be the best wedding gift for me and my husband to be. :)

  4. Beauty Duty Links - February 12, 2008 says:

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  5. hoan says:

    At 21 going on 22 years old and still a virgin. I think I definitely need this to gain some confidence, get a man, and have some fun! Whats done later you can use your imagination

  6. Dave says:

    21 going on 22 and a virgin is very amicable. However using your “situation” to gain notoriety and reap rewards, will surely send you to hell, and taints any of that “saving yourself mumbo jumbo” you care to profess. It dwarfs your integrity, hits all other women below the belt, and if I may say so myself, its just plain LAME! If you need confidence, grab a pair of HOOKAH heels, a thong bikini, hop off your bicycle, and walk down to the sand drop your towel and hoof it to a nice spot in the middle of everyone. OR, start off like the little scarlet you are, grab a red thong that says slut on it and just get it on already! DO NOT use a sophisticated number like this to pawn off a garbage story of a hymen and confidence.

  7. Dave says:

    Oh, and if you care to bitch about what I wrote, Untill Billary osama obama or girlish Mccain is elected, I still have the first amendment to say F-U and I choose to exercise that right to even fly my state bird…yep the middle finger… ask me where Id like to stick it.

  8. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    I have a place you could stick it.

    XXXO

  9. Dave says:

    PIE???? by gosh I LOVE JUICY PIE!

  10. Caryn says:

    Cute…I’d love to win…

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