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07.Mar.2008, 09:39 pm
SONO COSÌ MALATO DEGLI ZAPPATORI DELL'ORO. SERIAMENTE. ARRANGI IL VOSTRO AUTO! QUI È UNA STORIA CLASSY DI VENDETTA DOLCE. IL COMMENTO BITCHES, eventualmente esso ispirerà il nostro Kris darci un buon colto per il monsone qui nell'est!
Una donna recentemente che invia su Craigslist si è descritta come 25 anni che vive a New York. È, dice, bello ma “spettacolarmente bello non solo.„ E sta cercando l'amore. O, almeno, osservando a “ottenga sposato ad un tipo che rende almeno a mezzo milione un l'anno.„
Crass sano? Bene, spiega: “Tenga presente che milione all'anno è codice categoria centrale a New York City, in modo da indosso \' t penso la I \' la m. che overreaching affatto.„
Dice che ha provato a datare i tipi che fanno soltanto $200.000 - $250.000. “Ma quello \' s dove sembro colpire un blocco stradale. 250.000 vinti \' t lo ottengono a Central Park ad ovest.„ (Effettivamente, \ avrete bisogno almeno di $1 milione all'anno di ottenere attraverso la maggior parte dei bordi della gabbia sul litorale dell'oro.)
Ms Lo zappatore dell'oro continua ad interrogare il consiglio riguardo a come venire a contatto dei tipi ricchi ed a come corteggiarli - un processo particolarmente mysterious poiché, dice, la maggior parte delle mogli ricche aren \' t attraente come è. “Ho visto realmente il jane normale' tipi d'alesaggio del `che non ha niente all'offerta sposata ai tipi incredibilmente ricchi.„
If that had been the end of it, Gold Digger’s post might have vanished into Internet obscurity. But an unknown Wall Streeter wrote a reply that was even more cynical. And the two posts became instant classics, coursing across trading screens on Wall Street, the media’s PC desktops, and blogs by the score. (It’s since inspired all manner of parodies and follow-ups.)
The response, from a guy who “qualifies” with a salary of more than $500,000 a year, begins by pointing out that for a guy like him, her offer “is plain and simple a crappy business deal.”
Simply put, he says, she’s offering her looks and he’s offering his money. “But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!” She is, he says, “a depreciating asset” and adds that “a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.”
Moreover, the trader goes on to say that efficient-market theory holds that if Gold Digger were truly spectacularly beautiful, she would have found her sugar daddy by now. So he proposes an alternative arrangement: lease, rather than purchase.
08.Mar.2008, 07:33 am
Ok first off, retard Dave up here didn’t get the memo about all the fake craigslistings. Sweetie, those aren’t real, jokes on you. And wasn’t that post like a year ago?
Secondly, I LOVE that they call those boots “wild crotch”. Wild Pair was the shit in the 80s. Before our dear Kris was born, haha! Is that store still around?
Oh, and Dave, if you make more than 250k, call me! jk!!
09.Mar.2008, 05:39 pm
Actually AMY, Get off your high horse. YEs this was posted a while back but I \’FIGGAD\’ Kris would enjoy the read. Secondly You idiot, the word retard by definition does not apply to me. Further more, I have 4 special needs employees that ARE mentally retarded and let me tell you something you moron, they out work normal people like you, strive for perfection and SHHHHHH heres a secret, every SINGLE ONE OF THEM gets at LEAST 5.00 more an hour then YOU would get in the same position. WHY? because they are intelegent, work hard and do not get caught shopping for Prada or in your case poor knock-offs during working hours. To educate you just a bit, here is the word retard defined:
re·tard /rɪˈtɑrd, for 1–3, 5; ˈritɑrd for 4/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object) 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object) 2. to be delayed.
–noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person.
5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
And I wouldnt call you period. Again, I think you would be a very poor investment, with your…hair color out of a bottle, died RED or brown for artificial intelegence….. saggy breasts and dimpled ass. Now take your used goods and chug on down the road. YOU have WAY too many miles on you for me. I prefer to drive BMW’s not pinto coupes
10.Mar.2008, 03:21 pm
Hey there Dave. Perhaps a special needs employee should take your place at work… \”because they are intelegent\”… it\’s intelligent, sweetie. Now you get off your high horse, asshole.
xxx