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07.Mar.2008, 11:20 am 07.Mar.2008, 11:20 Wanting Vēlas . .Pants are overrated. Pants ir pārvērtēta. Put on a tunic, and tah dah… Likts uz tunika, un Tah dah ... |  Wearing. Nolietošanos.Greater than Gatsby chic, fast on and faster off… Vairāk nekā Gatsby šiks, Fast un ātrāka off ... | 
Hating Hating . .Bowling balls go high fashion. Boulinga bumbas iet augstās modes. Strike out… Strike out ... |
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07.Mar.2008, 09:39 pm 07.Mar.2008, 09:39
I AM SO SICK OF GOLD DIGGERS. I AM SO SICK OF zeltraču. SERIOUSLY. Nopietni. FEND FOR YOUR SELF! Atsist FOR YOUR SELF! HERE IS A CLASSY STORY OF SWEET REVENGE. Te ir elegants STORY OF SWEET atriebties. COMMENT BITCHES, Hopefully it will inspire our Kris to give us a good read for the monsoon here in the east! COMMENT KUCES, Cerams, ka tas iedvesmos mūsu Kris, lai dotu mums labi salasāma musons šeit austrumiem!
A woman recently posting on Craigslist described herself as a 25-year-old living in New York. Sieviete nesen ievietošanas Craigslist aprakstīts sevi kā 25 gadus vecs, kas dzīvo Ņujorkā. She is, she says, not just beautiful but “spectacularly beautiful.” And she's looking for love. Viņa ir, viņa saka, ne tikai skaisti, bet "pārsteidzoši skaista." Un viņa meklē mīlestību. Or, at least, looking to “get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year.” Vai vismaz, skatoties uz "apprecas ar puisis, kurš vismaz pusi miljoniem gadu."
Sound crass? Sound rupjš? Well, she explains: “Keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don\'t think I\'m overreaching at all.” Nu, viņa skaidro: "Paturiet prātā, ka miljons gadā vidusšķira in New York City, tāpēc es don \ 't domāju, I \' m overreaching at all."
She says that she's tried dating guys who only make $200,000 to $250,000. Viņa saka, ka viņa mēģināja iepazīšanās puiši, kuri paredz tikai $ 200,000 to $ 250,000. “But that\'s where I seem to hit a roadblock. "Bet tas \ 's, kur man šķiet hit ceļa blokādi. 250,000 won\'t get me to Central Park West.” (Indeed, you\'ll need at least $1 million a year to get through most co-op boards on the Gold Coast.) ₩ 250.000 \ 't get mani Central Park West. "(Patiesi, jums \' ll vajag vismaz 1 miljonu ASV dolāru gadā, lai izietu cauri visvairāk co-op dēļus Gold Coast).
Ms. Gold Digger goes on to ask advice about how to meet rich guys, and how to woo them — an especially mysterious process since, she says, most wealthy wives aren\'t as attractive as she is. Ms Gold Digger turpina lūgt padomu par to, kā izpildīt bagāti puiši, un kā bildināt viņiem - sevišķi noslēpumains process, jo viņa saka, vislabāk pārtikušie sievas Aren \ 't tik liela, kā viņa ir. “I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys.” "Es esmu redzējis tiešām 'plain jane' boring veidiem, kas nav nekas piedāvāt precējies ar neticami bagāts spēlētājiem."
If that had been the end of it, Gold Digger's post might have vanished into Internet obscurity. Ja, kas bija beigās tā, Gold Digger amats varētu būt izzudis vērā interneta tumsa. But an unknown Wall Streeter wrote a reply that was even more cynical. Bet nezināmu Wall Streeter rakstīja atbildi, ka bija vēl cinisks. And the two posts became instant classics, coursing across trading screens on Wall Street, the media's PC desktops, and blogs by the score. Un divas amata vietas kļuva instant klasika, coursing pāri tirdzniecība ekrāni Wall Street, mediju datoru galda aparātus, un emuārus ar rezultātu. (It's since inspired all manner of parodies and follow-ups.) (Tā ir tā iedvesmojusi visa veida parodijas un sekot-ups).
The response, from a guy who “qualifies” with a salary of more than $500,000 a year, begins by pointing out that for a guy like him, her offer “is plain and simple a crappy business deal.” , Reakcija puisis, kas "atbilst" ar alga pārsniedz $ 500,000 gadā, vispirms norādot, ka puisis kā viņš, viņa piedāvājums "ir skaidrs un vienkāršs crappy biznesa darījumu."
Simply put, he says, she's offering her looks and he's offering his money. Vienkārši izsakoties, viņš saka, viņa piedāvā viņas izskatās un viņš piedāvā savu naudu. “But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!” She is, he says, “a depreciating asset” and adds that “a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.” "Bet šeit berzēt, jūsu izskatās izzudīs un mana nauda, iespējams, turpināsies bezgalība ... patiesībā, ir ļoti iespējams, ka mani ienākumi pieaug, bet tā ir absolūta pārliecība, ka jums nebūs arvien vairāk skaisti!" Viņa ir , viņš saka: "amortizējami aktīvs" un piebilst, ka "darījumu, kas ir jēga nav iepazīšanās, ne laulību."
Moreover, the trader goes on to say that efficient-market theory holds that if Gold Digger were truly spectacularly beautiful, she would have found her sugar daddy by now. Turklāt tirgotājs turpina apgalvot, ka efektīvs tirgus teorija uzskata, ka, ja Gold Digger bija patiesi iespaidīgi skaista, viņai būtu Natašas cukuru tētis līdz šim. So he proposes an alternative arrangement: lease, rather than purchase. Tāpēc viņš ierosina alternatīvu izvietojums: noma, nevis iegāde.
08.Mar.2008, 07:33 am 08.Mar.2008, 07:33
Ok first off, retard Dave up here didn't get the memo about all the fake craigslistings. Ok pirmā off, retard Dave šeit nesaņēma komentārs par visiem viltojumu craigslistings. Sweetie, those aren't real, jokes on you. Mīļotā, tie nav īstas, joki on you. And wasn't that post like a year ago? Un nebija šajā amatā kā pirms gada?
Secondly, I LOVE that they call those boots “wild crotch”. Otrkārt, man patīk, ka tie šos zābakus "savvaļas kājstarpes". Wild Pair was the shit in the 80s. Wild pāris shit in 80. Before our dear Kris was born, haha! Pirms mūsu dārgie Kris dzimis, haha! Is that store still around? Vai tas veikals vēl aptuveni?
Oh, and Dave, if you make more than 250k, call me! Ak, un Dave, ja jūs veicat vairāk nekā 250 tūkst, call me! jk!! jk!
09.Mar.2008, 05:39 pm 09.Mar.2008, 05:39
Actually AMY, Get off your high horse. Faktiski AMY, izkāpiet jūsu augstu zirgu. YEs this was posted a while back but I \'FIGGAD\' Kris would enjoy the read. Jā, tas bija ievietojis, bet atpakaļ, bet man \ 'FIGGAD \' Kris varētu izmantot, lasīt. Secondly You idiot, the word retard by definition does not apply to me. Otrkārt Tu idiots, vārds retard pēc definīcijas neattiecas uz mani. Further more, I have 4 special needs employees that ARE mentally retarded and let me tell you something you moron, they out work normal people like you, strive for perfection and SHHHHHH heres a secret, every SINGLE ONE OF THEM gets at LEAST 5.00 more an hour then YOU would get in the same position. Vēl vairāk, man ir 4 īpašām vajadzībām, darbinieki, kas ir garīgi atpalikuši un ļaujiet man pateikt jums kaut ko esat garīgi, tie veic darbu normāli cilvēki kā tu, tiecas pēc pilnības un SHHHHHH heres noslēpums, ik SINGLE viens no tiem kļūst par 5,00 VISMAZ vairāk stundu tad Jūs iekļūt tajā pašā stāvoklī. WHY? KĀPĒC? because they are intelegent, work hard and do not get caught shopping for Prada or in your case poor knock-offs during working hours. jo tie ir intelegent, strādāt un nav iegūt nozvejotas iepirkšanās par Prada, vai Jūsu gadījumā slikti knock-offs darba laikā. To educate you just a bit, here is the word retard defined: Izglītot Jums tikai nedaudz, šeit ir vārds retard definēti:
re·tard /r??t?rd, for 1–3, 5; ?rit?rd for 4/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation re · tard / r? t? rd, 1-3, 5;? rit? rd 4 / Pronunciation Key - Rādīt uzrakstīti Pronunciation [ri-tahrd, 1-3, 5; ree-tahrd 4] Izruna Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object) 1. -Verb (used with object) 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede. padarīt lēni; aizkavēt attīstību un progresu (darbība, process uc), netraucē vai nekavē.
–verb (used without object) 2. -Verb (used bez objekts) 2. to be delayed. jāatliek.
–noun 3. -Noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine. palēninās, samazināšanu vai traucējumiem, kā mašīna.
4. 4. Slang: Disparaging. Slengs: noniecinoša. a. a. a mentally retarded person. garīgi atpalikuši persona.
5. 5. Automotive, Machinery. Automobiļu, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle. pielāgojumi nosakot izplatītāja iekšdedzes motoru tā, lai dzirksteles aizdedzes katrā cilindrā rodas vēlāk ciklā.
And I wouldnt call you period. Un es wouldnt aicinu jūs periodā. Again, I think you would be a very poor investment, with your…hair color out of a bottle, died RED or brown for artificial intelegence….. Atkal, es domāju, ka jums būtu ļoti slikts investīcijām, ar savu ... matu krāsu no pudeles, miris sarkana vai brūna mākslīgā intelegence ... .. saggy breasts and dimpled ass. saggy krūtis un dimpled ass. Now take your used goods and chug on down the road. Tagad lietot izmantoto preču un elst lejā ceļa. YOU have WAY too many miles on you for me. Jums ir pārāk daudz jūdzes jūs par mani. I prefer to drive BMW's not pinto coupes Es gribētu braukt BMW nav Pinto kupeju
10.Mar.2008, 03:21 pm 10.Mar.2008, 03:21
Hey there Dave. Hey there Dave. Perhaps a special needs employee should take your place at work… \”because they are intelegent\”… it\'s intelligent, sweetie. Varbūt īpašām vajadzībām darbinieks būtu jāveic savas dzīves vietas darbā ... \ ", jo viņi ir intelegent \" ... tā \ 's intelligent, sweetie. Now you get off your high horse, asshole. Tagad jums pie jūsu augstu zirgu, asshole.
xxx xxx
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06.Apr.2008, 10:03 am 06.Apr.2008, 10:03
The Boots! Zābaki! Kinky boots! Kinky zābakiem! Ah yes, – the seventies. Ah jā, - septiņdesmitajos gados. A playful kick from a more gently rounded pointed toe under a side table at the disco, spinning the lady on her stiletto heel on the dance floor, and later the feel of soft cool leather against my naked skin soon to be followed by the inevitable jab of stiletto heels into my naked flanks, – spurring me on and on to greater things as I gaze into her laughing and knowing eyes, her white teeth glimpsed in a smile beneath parted glossy scarlet lips as her cheeks start to flush red ; yes it was a good time. Playful kick no vairāk viegli noapaļota norādīja purngalu zem sānu tabulu diskotēka, vērpšanas dāma viņas duncis papēdi uz deju grīdas, un vēlāk jūtas mīksto atdzist ādas pret manu neapbruņotu ādu drīz sekos neizbēgama grūdiens no duncis papēži manā kailie sāni - mudinot mani un lielākas lietas, kā es gaze vērā viņas smieties, un zinot acis, viņas baltos zobus glimpsed ar smaidu zem šķīrās spīdīgs koši lūpas kā viņas vaigi sāk viļņi sarkans, jā tā bija savlaicīgi.