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Honolulu is as I always imagined heaven would be—檀香山是正如我总是想象天堂将-

Very beautiful, and very boring.很美丽，很无聊。

And just as Jesus deemed heaven should be, Honolulu is full of mediocre middle Americans, escaping from the purgatory they made their everydays, gorging on overpriced reward for lives neither really good nor bad: for coveting their neighbor’s wife and not doing anything about it, for texting “OMG” during American Idol , for murdering their own souls with a slow suffocation of healthy greed.正如耶稣被视为天堂，应该是，檀香山是充满平庸的美国人中，摆脱了炼狱，他们取得了他们的everydays ， gorging对过高的报酬，生活既不是真的好也不坏：对于觊觎他们的邻居的妻子和没有做任何有关它，短信“ omg ”期间， 美国偶像 ，谋杀自己的灵魂与一个缓慢窒息健康的贪欲。

I walk to Starbucks, my white marble skin sponging in the humidity.走，以星巴克，我的白色大理石皮肤海绵在湿度。 The sky is harsher, bluer than the Pacific, the sun is unquestionably that great ball of fire early Christians denied it to be.天空是严厉的，蓝，比太平洋，太阳无疑是巨大的火团初期基督徒否认它。 And both boil the air hot as hell.双方煮沸热空气作为地狱之路。 I order a soy latte, and the price makes me wonder if I’m also paying a sin tax.我命令一酱油拿铁，及价格，令我不知道如果我也付出了税单。 But I’m trapped on an island that’s forever a vacation from reality; where else am I going to buy holy water for workaholics?但我被困在一个岛国，这就是永远休假，从实际出发;何处，否则我会买圣水为workaholics ？

As fast as I can be, I’m back in my hotel room, writing these words to build my own heaven on earth, making myself slave away each moment, wringing work out of every second of now that makes up true eternity.作为快速正如我可以，我回来了，在我的酒店房间，写这些话，以建立我自己的天堂，在地球上，使自己的奴隶远离每一时刻，捶胸顿足的工作，指出每一个第二，现在弥补了真正的永恒。

I pause, and look outside at the bright sky cooking unmoving bodies lying on the beach, those corpses of ambition, those—我暂停，并期待外，在光明的天空烹饪unmoving机构倒卧于泳滩，这些尸体的野心，那些-

Thighs.大腿。 God, check out the cellulite on that chick.上帝，请参阅脂肪就认为，鸡。

I’ll do anything to escape heaven.我会做任何逃生的天堂。

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