Kristopher Is…

06.Jun.2008, 12:41 pm
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Wanting.

I met Jalda at a party. She’s gorgeous and smart like her bags…

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Wearing.

If you have to figure how to wear it, don’t buy it. This is easy on. And easy off…

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Hating.

I’d rather be a cat than a mouse. Life’s too short to style yourself a weak squeaker…

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7 Smart Remarks for “Kristopher Is…”

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  1. jenni says:

    that dres makes the mannequin’s ass look huge.

  2. KRiSTOPHER DUKES says:

    It makes my ass look huge too.

    But I like it.

    My sugar-free soy latte brings all the boys to the yard…

    XXXO,
    K

  3. Michael says:

    Nice Bags
    Thanks

  4. Margarite elaine says:

    I’m for anything that makes my ass look huge. Where I’m from more ass = more men buying ME diamonds :) . Of course I could/can buy my own but diamonds sparkle so much brighter when they’re bought on someone else’s dime!

  5. DAVE says:

    Sorry Margarite but If I see a chick with a bigggg ass, I walk the other way. That girl is certainly NOT getting any diamonds from me. The only thing a big ass gets you is more cushion when you get booted out the door of that one night stand you secretly wanted to take to another level. Sadly you can not see that your wish for a bigger ass only makes us guys wish that youd get on a treadmill and squeeze your bum together with every step…and get on a diet.

  6. margarite elaine says:

    Dave ur a hoot! I’ll have to hook you up with a ’round da way girl (i.e. from LL’s song) and I’m pretty sure you’ll change your outlook. Also, take a look @ a KING mag cover and you’ll see the kind of ass I’m referring to. Not flabby but toned and ripped for the pick’n.

  7. Dave says:

    I am not sure I give a hoot. I think LARGE women need diets. No need for large women to flaunt there “largeness” Keep your hoot. I do not need to see fat ass women in a video acting like whores shakin an ass they think looks good. Give me a size 0 to 8 IN REGULAR sizes, no XL, or XXL, OR size 14s. No body needs to see that much celulite. I can not imagine seeing a bubble butt in a thong. the straps would get lost. ICK. I certainly dont need to have a ripped ass to pick. I do not go to the garden in pick an ass. I pick green beens, onions, tomatos and cucumbers. I do not even know if an ass plant exists thank you. THERE is no such thing as a BBW. Look at ROSIE, shes a fat as looney libral who has her head stuck in her fat so far she cant see day.

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