Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Beauty Booty Your K Is…

13.Jun.2008, 10:48 am
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Wanting.

If I ever cheat YSL Elle, it’ll be with NARS body oil. Such elegant packaging. Oh, and it smells good, too…

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Wearing.

Wears light as air but makes your skin supple as a baby’s 12-year-old, underpaid Eastern Euro model’s ass…

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Hating.

Sexy, sexy packaging, but why not save some cash and enjoy Retin-A and Botox… And a nose job…

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