Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Thongs Your K Is…

24.Jul.2008, 12:13 pm
Coco de Mer thong

Wanting.

Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne…

FitFlop Thongs

Hating.

FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo…

NARS makeup

Wearing.

Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait…

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  1. lindsay says:

    those fitflops look like they are made out of a dinosaur.

  2. The Fashionable Housewife says:

    I have a pair of fitflops and I’ve lost 10 pounds in 8 weeks wearing them! I think they are fabulous… Even if they are a little funny looking.

    And the ones you have pictured there are REALLY ugly! However… they do what they say they will.

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  9. tokyostargirl says:

    Oh WOW those FitFlop gladiator sandals really are NOT cute!!!

  10. ModernGearTV says:

    I wrote about Fitflops this week - I really and truly love mine. But I really and truly hate those gladiator ones!! Truly, ugh.

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