Marry Rich. Sexy Dresses for the Recession K Is…
01.Oct.2008, 11:01 pm
Wanting.One of my ongoing goals is to always want to have sex with myself. Conveniently, should I become rich enough, I’ll also marry myself. This dress’ll help tempt me: unlike most girls, it’s bold but no drama… |
Wearing.Globalization means more than a Greater Depression — it means you’re competing against 69-pound Lithuanian chicks more easily impressed than you. So I’m swearing off Pinkberry and wearing this… |
Hating.The cougar-print is a little obvious. You’d look like an Eastern Euro femme bot, and what’s the point — I think all the Trump chumps are taken. Though hopefully Ivanka’s a lesbian… |
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02.Oct.2008, 02:20 am
Marry rich - I understand that one. Marry yourself - that’s called staying single. Either way, why look like a tramp? Your not going to attract the ones that want to keep you, or for that matter, marry you.
02.Oct.2008, 07:53 am
Very funny..and pretty pieces. The one in the middle is my fav…
07.Oct.2008, 02:25 am
if its D&G its for estern euro femme hi hi hi… i know what im talking, im from latvia- east euro
happy not from lithuania 
so…… but im not sooo bad 